Hashes: 88
Hares: 6
Virgin/Visitor: 0
Total Hashes: 94
Appearances: 29
Hare Percentage: 6.38%
| # | Date | Num | Name | Location | Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 11/05/2008 | 743 | Help Me I'm Wet & StatueTory Rape | Appearance | |
| 1 | 11/08/2008 | 744 | I Have a Dick & Red Face Pink Slip | Hasher | |
| 2 | 11/26/2008 | 748 | Meta Arsehole & LockNut Monster | Hasher | |
| 3 | 12/03/2008 | 749 | McGutterSlut and Legs Over Easy | Appearance | |
| 3 | 12/13/2008 | 751 | Help Me I'm Wet, Just Aaron & Just Chuck | Pere Marquette "Burning Hare" | Hasher |
| 4 | 12/17/2008 | 752 | Whiney Bitch & Celery | Christmas Time Primer with Hot Spicy Wine and Fires | Appearance |
| 4 | 12/23/2008 | 753 | Meta Arsehole & Ricky's Crab Shack | Xmas Pub Crawl - Soulard | Hasher |
| 5 | 12/27/2008 | 754 | Puss N Boobs & Bama Mate | Hasher | |
| 6 | 01/21/2009 | 759 | Full Service A$$ Station & Purple Muffin' Stuffin | South County - Hessler's Pub | Hasher |
| 7 | 01/24/2009 | 760 | Princess and Cliff and Garage A Trois' Birthdays! | Hasher | |
| 8 | 01/28/2009 | 761 | K-Mart/Sams lot on Manchester (DOGTOWN) | Hasher | |
| 9 | 02/04/2009 | 762 | 2 Fuck Canuck & Strap On Strap Off | Central West End - Alcholics Publicus Hash | Appearance |
| 9 | 02/11/2009 | 763 | Postage Tramp & $5$5$5 | Maryland Heights | Hasher |
| 10 | 02/18/2009 | 765 | FunnyBoneHer, OCD, So-So, Copped & Fingered | Des Peres - Taste The Rainbow Hash | Hasher |
| 11 | 02/25/2009 | 767 | Stink Palm | Westportish | Hasher |
| 12 | 03/04/2009 | 769 | LockNut Monster | MapleHood | Appearance |
| 12 | 03/14/2009 | 771 | 9th Annual Green Dress Run | Hasher | |
| 13 | 04/01/2009 | 775 | Celery's Birthday, FOO! | MEET AT 6:30PM --> SWING LOW AT 7:00PM | Hasher |
| 14 | 04/11/2009 | 777 | Stink Palm & Meta Arsehole | The Lucky 7s Polyester Trail | Hasher |
| 15 | 04/25/2009 | 780 | Dirty Jeans & Fingerbone Robinson | 2nd Annual Hobo Hash | Hasher |
| 16 | 04/29/2009 | 781 | Mismanagement Erections | Hasher | |
| 17 | 05/09/2009 | 783 | I Feel Tower's "Stencho De Mayo" w/PMS & Rudy | Belleville | Hasher |
| 18 | 05/13/2009 | 784 | Burning A$$hole | Guess what?! Another hash with no theme. | Hasher |
| 19 | 05/20/2009 | 785 | LockNut Monster | Fenton | Hasher |
| 20 | 05/23/2009 | 786 | Celery, Titmouse & Fill-A-Penis | Munchkinland (TBD) | Hasher |
| 21 | 05/27/2009 | 787 | Lock Nut Monster & Fuck Me Rudolph | Birthdays! | Hasher |
| 22 | 06/03/2009 | 788 | "Heaven & Hell" - Help Me, F-SAS, Stink Palm | South County - near Ronnie's Theatre | Hasher |
| 23 | 06/10/2009 | 789 | PMS, OCD & Strap On (clap, clap) Strap Off | Overland | Appearance |
| 23 | 06/24/2009 | 792 | GladHeAteHer & Hymen Hunter | Hasher | |
| 24 | 06/27/2009 | 793 | Lucy & PMS | AFRICAN SAFARI and Bon Voyage to Lucy! :( | Hasher |
| 25 | 07/08/2009 | 795 | Full Service, Fisty & Hummers | St. Chuck - The PIONEER Happy Trail | Hasher |
| 26 | 07/29/2009 | 800 | Disco A$$ & Sexorcist | 800 runs & Disco's Birthday! | Hasher |
| 27 | 08/08/2009 | 802 | Bungle in the Jungle | Hasher | |
| 28 | 08/19/2009 | 804 | Frankie TDTPE's 55th Birthday! Oh, and Rudy. | Taming of the Shrewsbury | Hasher |
| 29 | 08/22/2009 | 805 | Whiney Bitch & Witty Titty Carrot Committee | Westport-ish | Hasher |
| 30 | 08/26/2009 | 806 | $5 $5 $5 | Straight outta COMPTON (Heights) | Hasher |
| 31 | 09/02/2009 | 807 | Postage & Jailbait - ALTITUDE (Colorado Pre-Lube) | Greentree Park - Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 32 | 09/09/2009 | 808 | Global Harriette Run - DMB & Gay Blade (GAYBLADE!) | ( . Y . ) Soulard ( . Y . ) !!GIRLS GONE WILD HASH!! ( . Y . ) | Hasher |
| 33 | 09/16/2009 | 810 | Meta Arsehole, Pornogenic & Jack Rabbit Slim | Catholic Schoolgirl Hash - Central West End | Hasher |
| 34 | 09/26/2009 | 812 | Rudy & MotorWhore-A | The Hill | Appearance |
| 34 | 09/30/2009 | 813 | Another Whiney Beeotch Production | St. Charles | Hasher |
| 35 | 10/14/2009 | 816 | Eff Me Roudolph & Just Alysha | U. City/Clayton | Hasher |
| 36 | 10/24/2009 | 818 | Fill A Penis (B-Day), ALP-Oh! (B-Day), & Big Bush | Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 37 | 10/28/2009 | 819 | Whiney Beeotch's Hashoween Extravaganza! | Hasher | |
| 38 | 11/14/2009 | 822 | Lizzardo | Tower Grove Park - Lizzardo's Going Away Hash! | Hasher |
| 39 | 11/25/2009 | 824 | PMS & Mother Theresa | Lampshade Hash! | Hasher |
| 40 | 12/09/2009 | 827 | Locknut Monster | Appearance | |
| 40 | 12/12/2009 | 828 | ALPO & Just Chuck | 2nd Anal Burning Hare Hash | Hasher |
| 41 | 12/16/2009 | 829 | Stinky Claus & Orgy the Cum-faced reinDeer | Christmas Lights Hash | Hasher |
| 42 | 12/23/2009 | 830 | Jolly ol' St. Auggie & his elf, LilDickSmoker | Pub Crawl and Gift Exchange | Hasher |
| 43 | 12/26/2009 | 831 | ALPO | Hasher | |
| 44 | 01/13/2010 | 835 | Dribble some Whiney on a STINKY B-DAY! | Second Wednesday of the Year 2010 Hash! | Hasher |
| 45 | 01/23/2010 | 837 | Cliff, Princess and Garage | Birthday Trail | Hasher |
| 46 | 02/03/2010 | 839 | OCD, Stink Palm and Just Kate | Hasher | |
| 47 | 02/13/2010 | 841 | Dewey Sexual System | Mardi Gras | Hasher |
| 48 | 02/27/2010 | 845 | Ho Hum & Seize Her Salad | Big-Hump Goes to Hollywood: The Bet Payoff Hash | Hare |
| 49 | 03/03/2010 | 846 | Duzzy Cum, Mother Theresa and Norman Bates | Hasher | |
| 50 | 03/10/2010 | 847 | McPostage O'Tramp & O'F*ck Me McRudolph | Green Dress Pre-Lube | Hasher |
| 51 | 03/13/2010 | 848 | 10th Annual Green Dress Run | Hasher | |
| 52 | 03/17/2010 | 849 | Fist in Her Furry A$$ & Free Mustache Rides | St. Patrick's Day! | Hasher |
| 53 | 03/24/2010 | 850 | Whiney & Dribble Between My Legs | Birthday Trail: Dogtown-ish | Hasher |
| 54 | 03/27/2010 | 851 | LockNut Monster | Hasher | |
| 55 | 04/07/2010 | 853 | A$$ Licking Prince, Oh! and Mother Abraham | Hasher | |
| 56 | 04/14/2010 | 855 | Diggity, Mother Abraham, Garage and Fill-A-Penis | St. Charles | Hasher |
| 57 | 04/21/2010 | 856 | Elections | Come out and vote! | Hasher |
| 58 | 04/28/2010 | 858 | DMB, PMS and Hummers | Changes in Longitude | Appearance |
| 58 | 05/08/2010 | 860 | Stink Palm, Disco Ass and Dewey Sexual System | Stencho De Mayo | Appearance |
| 58 | 05/19/2010 | 862 | LockNut Monster and F*uck Me Rudolph | Birthday trail | Hasher |
| 59 | 05/22/2010 | 863 | Meta Arsehole & Seize Her Salad | Polyester Hash | Hasher |
| 60 | 06/02/2010 | 865 | Witty Titty Carrot Committee and Waldo's Pimp | Hasher | |
| 61 | 06/09/2010 | 866 | PMS & Diggity Diggity | Crestwood | Hasher |
| 62 | 06/12/2010 | 867 | GladHeAteHer and Plot My G Spot | 3rd Annual Hobo Hash | Appearance |
| 62 | 06/16/2010 | 868 | Fill-A-Penis and Bozo's Wet Dream | South County | Hasher |
| 63 | 06/30/2010 | 871 | Mr. (Postage) T and Norman Bates | Appearance | |
| 63 | 07/07/2010 | 872 | The Funny Boob and Fiery Butt Trail | Hasher | |
| 64 | 07/21/2010 | 875 | SO SO and Diggity Diggity | Hi Pointe/Clayton/St. Louis, bitches! | Appearance |
| 64 | 07/28/2010 | 877 | Disco's 21st Birthday Trail | Hasher | |
| 65 | 08/04/2010 | 878 | Fat Boy Hash | Shot by a Whore, Holateral, Jort Daniels | Hasher |
| 66 | 08/11/2010 | 879 | Diggity Squared | Hasher | |
| 67 | 08/14/2010 | 880 | Ho Hum | Tower Grove Park | Hare |
| 68 | 08/18/2010 | 881 | Disco's Bungle Pre-lube | Appearance | |
| 68 | 08/21/2010 | 882 | 9th Annual Bungle in the Jungle | Hasher | |
| 69 | 08/25/2010 | 883 | Adios, Hammertongue | Tower Grove | Appearance |
| 69 | 09/08/2010 | 886 | ALPO And Shot By A Whore | Appearance | |
| 69 | 10/30/2010 | 897 | Meta Arsehole and SeizeHer Salad's Halloween Party | Appearance | |
| 69 | 11/03/2010 | 898 | PMS & Locknut Monster - Lampshade Hash | Central West End | Hasher |
| 70 | 11/27/2010 | 903 | Garage A Trois | Hasher | |
| 71 | 12/11/2010 | 906 | Just Chuck and Ass Licking Prince | 3rd anal Burning Hare Hash | Hasher |
| 72 | 12/22/2010 | 908 | Christmas Crawling w/ Icy P, Funny B and OCD | Kirkwood | Hasher |
| 73 | 01/12/2011 | 913 | Disco Ass | Appearance | |
| 73 | 01/19/2011 | 914 | Help Me Bday bashhash | Appearance | |
| 73 | 02/12/2011 | 919 | Locknut Saves the Day | Fenton | Hasher |
| 74 | 02/16/2011 | 920 | DMB, Hummers and Just Stacie | Appearance | |
| 74 | 02/26/2011 | 922 | Dewey Sexual System | Downtown(ish) St. Louis | Hasher |
| 75 | 03/09/2011 | 924 | McPostage O'Tramp | Green Dress Pre Lube | Hasher |
| 76 | 03/12/2011 | 925 | 11th Annual Green Dress Run | LockNut Monster, Fuck Me Rudolph and Bozo's Wet Dream | Hasher |
| 77 | 04/09/2011 | 931 | Ice Princess and Fake Bake F@ck | TBD | Hasher |
| 78 | 04/23/2011 | 934 | HoHum | Hare | |
| 79 | 04/27/2011 | 935 | DickSmith | Mismanagement Erections | Hasher |
| 80 | 05/04/2011 | 936 | Burning A$$hole & Witty Titty Carrot Committee | Urban Wasteland #2 | Appearance |
| 80 | 06/08/2011 | 943 | Whiney Bitch & 2:19 From Chicago | West County (Manchester) | Appearance |
| 80 | 06/29/2011 | 948 | Free Mustache Rides & 2:19 From Chicago | Appearance | |
| 80 | 08/20/2011 | 959 | 10th Annual Bungle in the Jungle | Steelville | Hasher |
| 81 | 08/31/2011 | 961 | Ho-Hum | Clayton/Hi-Pointe | Hare |
| 82 | 09/07/2011 | 962 | Catholic School Girl Hash | Featuring Dewey & Bozo! | Appearance |
| 82 | 09/14/2011 | 964 | Cum It Out & F*ck Me Pumps | Wedding Pre Lube! (The Grove) | Appearance |
| 82 | 11/02/2011 | 975 | Norman Bates | South City | Appearance |
| 82 | 11/12/2011 | 977 | Ho-Hum | Chesterfield | Hare |
| 83 | 12/10/2011 | 983 | Burning Hare! with ALPO ! | Chautauqua | Hasher |
| 84 | 12/23/2011 | 986 | TSA & 2:19 From Chicago | X-Mas Pub Crawl in Maplehood | Hasher |
| 85 | 03/07/2012 | 1001 | Fist in her Furry A$$ & Stink Palm | Clayton | Appearance |
| 85 | 03/10/2012 | 1002 | Stink Palm!!!! | Maryland Heights/Overland | Hasher |
| 86 | 03/17/2012 | 1004 | 2012 Green Dress Run | Dogtown | Hasher |
| 87 | 03/24/2012 | 1006 | Disco A$$ | Hasher | |
| 88 | 04/11/2012 | 1009 | Shoeless Hoe Jackson & Pukes, Fucks, and Leaves | Hasher | |
| 89 | 04/14/2012 | 1010 | Claim to Flame & Army of Dark Whores | Soulard | Hasher |
| 90 | 04/25/2012 | 1012 | Mismanagement Erections (Dewey Sexual System) | Tropicana Lanes in Brentwood | Hasher |
| 91 | 06/06/2012 | 1021 | Shits Bricks and Douche Skywalker | Appearance | |
| 91 | 06/13/2012 | 1023 | Postage Tramp and Shits Jemima, Eh? | Appearance | |
| 91 | 07/14/2012 | 1029 | HoHum | Hare | |
| 92 | 07/28/2012 | 1032 | Pukes, F#cks and Leaves | Hasher | |
| 93 | 08/04/2012 | 1034 | 11th Annual Bungle in the Jungle | Steelville | Hasher |
| 94 | 03/16/2013 | 1082 | GreenDress2013 | Dogtown | Hasher |