Start:The parking lot behind the Esquire Theater
What should you expect: Lots of flour, brainteasers, and beer halts. Oh, and maybe some chalk.
What
should you bring: Shiggy socks, bug spray, a rape whistle (for when
2:19 and/or Bob the creepy hobo try to rape you), a graphing calculator,
and money for mustache rides, because in this economy, that shit ain't
free.
Walker/Wheel: There will be separate walker trail, and it will be wheel friendly.
Directions:
Walk out to a vehicle of your choosing. Bonus points if it isn't yours and you hijack it. Enter vehicle, drive to this location:View Larger MapOld Fashioned Directions:From North: Take 170S towards Clayton. Take exit 1D for Brentwood Blvd. S. Merge onto S Brentwood. Make a Left at Clayton. Destination will be on your right. Go around back, look for hashers.
From South: Take 55N to 44W. Exit at Southwest. Go right on Southwest. Make a right onto McCausland. Make a left onto Clayton. Destination will be on your left. Go around back, look for hashers.
From West: Take 270 to 40E. Take 40 to the Bellevue exit. Make a left onto Big Bend. Turn right onto Clayton. Destination will be on your right. Go around back, look for hashers.
From East: Get to 40/64. Take 40/64W into Misery. Go to the Clayton/Skinker Rd Exit. Go straight onto Clayton. Destination will be on your left. Go around back, look for hashers.
You'll
see a sign to a movie theatre. Please do not drive into this building.
You'll want to pull in behind it, much like Mustache pulled in behind
your mom last night. There, you will find a parking lot with somewhere
between 1 and 600 cars in it. FInd the cars nearest to a cooler or two
of beer, and a group of badly groomed, ill-mannered, foul individuals.
Park, exit vehicle, begin drinking.
On After: TBD
