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So...we circled, we drank, we sang, we hashed, we drank, we circled again, we drank, we sang.
Here's some stuff that may or may not have happened.



Wednesday 09/27/2023 #1800

1800 Analversary!!! Dewey Sexual System @ Tilles Park - St Louis City

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    Attendance:


Saturday 09/23/2023 #1799

7th Anal Always A Bridesmaids Hash @ Statue of the Naked Truth

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Wednesday 09/20/2023 #1798

Erections Hash @ Syberg's Gravois 7802 Gravois Rd, St. Louis, MO 63123

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Wednesday 09/13/2023 #1797

Pavement Pounding in the Plaza @ Westport Plaza, St. Louis, MO 63146

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Saturday 09/09/2023 #1796

The Asshole’s Guide to Brentwood @ 102 The Blvd Saint Louis, St. Louis, MO 63117

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Wednesday 09/06/2023 #1795

Catholic School Girl Hash by Beaver Chaser @ Francis Park, 5399 Donovan

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Wednesday 08/30/2023 #1794

Just Audrey & QPM do Ballwin @ Vlasis Park, 300 Park Dr, Ballwin, MO 63011

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Saturday 08/26/2023 #1793

Wet Spot & Ottoman Cumpire @ 8989 Dittmer Catawissa Rd

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Wednesday 08/23/2023 #1792

Roadkill’s Forest Excursion @ Forest 44 Conservation Area, 333 Hillsborough Rd, St Louis, MO 63049

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Wednesday 08/16/2023 #1791

Fake Bake’s Post Bungle Reckoning @ 7419 Watson Rd, Shrewsbury, MO

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Saturday 08/12/2023 #1790

Bungle in the Jungle @ Steeleville, MO

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Wednesday 08/09/2023 #1789

Headlights Bungle Prelube @ Old Towne Plaza Park, 300 Gravois Rd

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Wednesday 08/02/2023 #1788

Downtown Disco @ 1432 N Broadway, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 07/26/2023 #1787

QPM’s Shrewsbury Show @ Wehner Park, 7600 Hazel Ave, Shrewsbury

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Saturday 07/22/2023 #1786

Locknut’s Shiggy Saturday @ Emmenegger Nature Park, 11991 Stoneywood Dr, St. Louis, MO 63122

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Wednesday 07/19/2023 #1785

LOO’s Birthday Week @ Pink Galleon, 1243 Castillons Arcade Blvd., Creve Coeur

Hash Trash:

Big-Hump Trail #1785 - Lack of Oxygen Birthday trail

I've been on 308 trails and I've never seen anything like this. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready to experience what some have called "God Damn It, Where The Fuck Is The Trail?!?"
This may have been an area of St. Louis that I've never hashed in. At least I don't remember ever hashing here. I pulled up and was greeted by Lack of Oxygen and Whiney Bitch clugging some cans in the parking lot next to a dumpster. Some might say it's the perfect place to start a trail. LOO informed me that there were no beermeisters coming, but I could help myself to his trunk beers. It was filled with ice, Miller Lite, and Busch Lite Peach. Since I could eat a peach for hours(Face Off starring John Travolta & Nic Cage), I tried the Busch Light Peach. It tasted like a peach New York Seltzer and was surprisingly good. Couldn't drink more than one though. Hashers rolled in and we had a motley group of 13. LOO had already set the chalk talk in pink flour right next to his car and out of the circle. I think he explained that it was pink to distinguish his marks from his sudden co-hare's(Roll Her In Flour) Eagle Trail marks of white flour. Huh? Whatever. Whiney started circle and then stated that I would be finishing it, much to my nervous chagrin. It's been a while since I’ve been the RA and what if I forgot all the songs? Nonsense. I know all the songs. Lack of Oxygen said that it was a dead trail, except the live Eagle's Trail in white flour, and vigorously pointed to the West and said, "Trial starts that way!" Walkers were away and runners were given a 10 minute cranium start.
Ten minutes later, we could see the walker's stumbling around the corner of Olive and Fee Fee, about 50 yards from the start. This did not bode well. We took off and got to the corner to find a chick check and walkers every which way but loose. We checked every direction three times and must have run a mile trying to find trail. Get this. Chick Check on the Northeast corner of Olive/Fee Fee. One pink dot on the Southwest corner of Olive/Fee Fee which then lead to the second dot just past the Southeast corner of Olive/Fee Fee! On-On? We're still not sure. We found a couple of more dots down Olive and off of Olive and back on again. We quickly realized that trail could go in any direction off of any dot. Marvelous! We followed trail to behind a Schnucks and a dead end chick check before I realized the hare had given us the beer stop location on my Facebook trail pictures. On On to Ross Elementary! The Hare did a great job of keeping the pack together and then a great job of scattering the pack in every direction all at once. No Panty Granny, Strap On, and Do You Wanna Hit This? followed me down Olive in a leisurely pace to the Beer Stop. Responsibilibitch was DFL, but only because Just Craig, who was walking with her, took off in a dead sprint 20 yards away from the beer stop. We complained that we never saw any white flour marks and were informed that Roll Her In Flour would be setting the Eagle Trail on the back half of trail. Strange.
We followed the pink marks after the beer stop for a little bit until they turned invisible in the darkness. I don't know if anyone took the Eagle or not. Circle had all of the usual down downs. Backsliders, birthdays, shiggy socks, not wearing shiggy socks, hash attire, lack of whistles, etc. The hares overwhelmingly won the Hash Shit with no other nominations, and it was well deserved. There was no announcement for Lock Nut Monster’s Saturday’s trail, mostly because we never saw Lock Nut again after the mess at the beginning. Good for him. All in all, it was just another shitty trail where we almost got hit on Olive like a million times.
Forever yours in the bond of hashing,
GladHeAteHer

ps.
Never use pink flour. Ever.

Wednesday 07/12/2023 #1784

Sweet Ho Birthday Trail @ Filippine Garden

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Saturday 07/08/2023 #1783

Party by the River! @ Allentown Access, 6208 Hunters Ford Rd., Pacific, MO

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Wednesday 07/05/2023 #1782

Bend over Granny & Disco Ass @ Frog Garden, 2819 Chippewa, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 06/28/2023 #1781

Whiney Bitch’s King of Prussia Hash @ St. Louis Art Museum west Parking Lot

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Saturday 06/24/2023 #1780

Kibbles Saves the Hareraiser! @ 2139 Oregon Ave

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Wednesday 06/21/2023 #1779

TSA & Dewey’s Birthday Week Finale! @ First Park Visitor center East Parking Lot

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Wednesday 06/14/2023 #1778

Dewey & TSA @ Lindenwood Park, Tholozan & Pernod

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Saturday 06/10/2023 #1777

Locknut @ Meramec Greenway Trailhead: Lower Meramec Park

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Wednesday 06/07/2023 #1776

LNM & Beaver Chaser bring you America 1776 @ 12110 Pritchard Farm Rd, Maryland Heights, MO

Hash Trash:

Locknut: hey Beaver Chaser do you want to hare with me

Beaver: Sure, I think I can tear myself away from hotass Just Kelly long enough to co-hare

Locknut: okay the plan is to do a figure eight

Beaver: what

Locknut: yeah, trail is gonna cross itself like four times

Beaver: wait what

Locknut: and it'll require exact timing for the beer stop so if anyone is slower they'll walk right up to the beer stop

Beaver: this is a terrible plan, are you sure?

Locknut: trust me

Beaver: we're gonna get hashit for this for sure

Locknut: YOU'RE gonna get hashit for this, I'm going to prelay trail and then fuck off to a concert

Beaver: WAIT WHAT
/fin

Wednesday 05/31/2023 #1775

Roll Her in Bridgeton @ RYZE Adventure Park, 12420 Grace Church Rd, Maryland Heights, MO

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Saturday 05/27/2023 #1774

QPM’s Memorial Bar Crawl @ Turtle Park

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Wednesday 05/24/2023 #1773

The Asshole Whisperer @ 175 Old County Rd, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 05/17/2023 #1772

Fatliner @ Harry S. Truman Park, 7037 Howdershell Rd, Hazelwood, MO

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Saturday 05/13/2023 #1771

Frankie & Sweet Ho’s Homecumming Hash @ Willmore Park pavilion #4

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Wednesday 05/10/2023 #1770

International Dicklomat’s Midtown Romp @ Pulitzer Art Foundation’s Tree Grove, 3687 Olive St

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Wednesday 05/03/2023 #1769

TSA’s Tequila Mile @ SLU Medical Center Stadium, 3300 Hickory

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Wednesday 04/26/2023 #1768

Roadkill & DDD’s Chesterfield Play Date @ Schnucks - Chesterfield, 141 Hilltown Village Center

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Saturday 04/22/2023 #1767

Kibbles n’ Mustache Finally Get It Together @ Terry Park, 3200 Eads Ave

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Wednesday 04/19/2023 #1766

Disco presents The Judge Mathis Hash @ Burlington, 4930 Christy, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 04/12/2023 #1765

QPM’s Blast Off Hash @ Cherokee Park, 3232 Lemp Ave

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Saturday 04/08/2023 #1764

Sweet Ho's Easter Keg Hash + Adult Easter Egg Hunt @ 5026 Adkins Ave, St Louis, MO 63116, United States

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Wednesday 04/05/2023 #1763

Vomit Comet’s Beachy Experience @ James S McDonnell Planetarium, 5100 Clayton Ave, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 03/29/2023 #1762

DDD’s PokerPalooza @ Global Foods, Kirkwood, MO

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Saturday 03/25/2023 #1761

Whiney’s Birthday Hash & BBQ @ Old Carriage Shelter, Tower Grove Park

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Wednesday 03/22/2023 #1760

LockNut @ Fenton

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Wednesday 03/15/2023 #1759

Tased + Mystery Hare @ Thurman & DeTonty, under the bridge

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Saturday 03/11/2023 #1758

St. Louis' 21st Anal Green Dress Run @ Red Roof Plus, 5823 Wilson Ave, St Louis, MO 63110

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Wednesday 03/08/2023 #1757

Dewey’s Pre-GDR Beer Mile @ Lafayette Square Park, Corner of Park & Mississippi

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Wednesday 03/01/2023 #1756

Roadkill’s Wally’s Grand Adventure @ Wally’s, 950 Assembly Pkwy, Fenton, MO

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Saturday 02/25/2023 #1755

2FC & Just Ed’s Search for a Bag-o-shots @ Francis R Slay Park, McCausland Ave

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Wednesday 02/22/2023 #1754

Get a Dos of Hashing @ Compton Hill Reservoir Park

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Wednesday 02/15/2023 #1753

QPM’s Post Valentine’s Ska Day Event @ Chinese Pavilion in TGP

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Saturday 02/11/2023 #1752

The Asshole Whisperer, DDD, & Fatliner @ Pontiac Square Park

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Wednesday 02/08/2023 #1751

Whistle’s First Time with Postage & Teal Train @ Ryan Hummers Memorial Park

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Wednesday 02/01/2023 #1750

Hash PBP ala Locknut @ The Fireplace, 3377 Tree Ct Ln, St. Louis, MO 63122

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Saturday 01/28/2023 #1749

Dicklomat & QPM Brewery to brewery marathon @ Urban Chestnut, 4465 Manchester Ave

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Wednesday 01/25/2023 #1748

Whiney’s World’s Fair @ World’s Fair Pavilion

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Wednesday 01/18/2023 #1747

Cuntlery Fucks Off Tour @ Carondelet Park

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Saturday 01/14/2023 #1746

Mouthwest’s Turtle Training @ Turtle Park, 6401 Oakland Ave, St. Louis, MO

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Wednesday 01/11/2023 #1745

Vomit’s TGS trail @ McDonald Park, 4200 Utah St, St. Louis, MO 63116

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Wednesday 01/04/2023 #1744

Pink Galleon Nacho Hash @ 4010 Butler Hill Rd., St. Louis, MO 63139

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