There will be beer slushies and spiked hot cocoa, nipply nipples, shrunken hidden body parts and perhaps the final up-close look at an important landmark. Some of y’all need to check to see if that’s where you left your dignity that’s gone missing before it’s lost forever. Bonus points for any and all Letterkenny references. “Pitter-patter.”

Where: Fenton; specifically, the Tacony Corporation parking lot, across from The Forum Ice Arena. 1760 Gilsinn Lane, Fenton, MO 63026

Map: https://www.google.com/maps/place/1760+Gilsinn+Ln,+Fenton,+MO+63026/@38.5407302,-90.465363,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x87d8d1c468578631:0xc3709642dc7c4930!8m2!3d38.5407302!4d-90.4627881!16s%2Fg%2F11bw3y21vd?entry=ttu

Meet by 3pm: Hare away at 3:15pm. RA, I'm looking atchu.

The beer stop is on me, so please RSVP and I plan to get you to the warm beer stop prior to 4pm.

On-After: Hot Shots or Fenton Bar and Grill

On-After After: Cheer on my PeeWee (12u) hockey player with me in a 60 minute tournament game at the Forum at 7:55p. It’s free, you’ll be boozed up enough to heckle the refs with the other parents and I’ll buy you a beer from the concession stand.