HARES: Please help your fellow hashers plan to attend your hash and get your venue info to the hare raiser well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout at your hash is another bonus!
WANT TO HARE?: To reserve a date to hare, email the Hareraiser. If you're new to hashing and you want to hare, feel free to ask someone that is an experienced hare to co-hare with you. You can check the Run Stats page to see who the experienced hares are, or you can ask the Hareraiser to help set you up with a co-hare. Don't be afraid to ask someone to co-hare with you that you don't know that well. What better way to get to know someone.
πΆ Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen… πΆ
September is the 9th month, and this trail is on the 23rd—close enough to the 25th—so 9 TO 5 it is.
See? 9… to… 5. Math has never been this much fun. π
Dust off your Coat of Many Colors, tease that Backwoods Barbie hair, and clock in with Froggy Style & How Do You Like My Headlights Now. No paycheck—just hash marks, booze, and Dolly. π»
Jolene may be lurking, and if you’re wondering Why’d You Come in Here Lookin’ Like That, you’re probably exactly where you belong.
Hit an Island in the Stream? You missed a mark. π€·βοΈ
You’re not a Dumb Blonde. You’re a hasher. And if you see someone without a smile, give ’em yours. π
Baby, I’m Burnin’? Keep moving. π₯
Come 9 TO 5 with us. Leave the work at home. We’ve got drinking to do…
…and headlights to admire. πππ
πΆ Working 9 to 5… what a way to make a living. πΆ
Come get Dolly’d. π€ π
Meet 6:30 p.m., Circle 6:45 p.m., Hare(s) away 7 p.m.
Location: Circle up in front of Seoul Taco (4099 Chouteau Ave) near the corner of Sarah and Manchester.
On After: Handlebar
Hear ye, hear ye! An evil dragon has invaded the kingdom and is drinking all the beer! Your king calls for aid in slaying this beast and restoring debauchery to the realm.
Party up and take on your usual shitty trail with a twist. Stops will include battles with dastardly villains. Don’t miss circle or you’ll miss the rules. Roleplay is encouraged but not required. (Calling your hare “daddy” is INCORRECT and will result in punishment) Come in appropriate costume for extra fun, or just laugh at the hare’s.
38.59512533584196, -90.49446517777547
Meet at 3, circle at 3:15, away at 3:30
On after at Dirty20, mere steps away from circle. With enough interest, there may be an actual D&D one-shot.