Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
725 Kingsland in University City- (Parking lot next to the Lewis Center)
(what3words locator: ///kicks.about.cult)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DiyjTANwCzhMxQjr8
It's StrapOn's anniversary. Not hashiversary (that's in June), and not analversary (that's in November- don't ask).
33 years of wedded bliss means his wife wants StrapOn to get out of her hair for the evening. Luckily, it's a hash night.
Follow trail through the heart of the Delmar Loop area where the young newlyweds first kicked things off so many decades ago.
Expect a (pavement) pounding trail with lots of twists and turns, highs and lows, just like the craziness of marriage.
Bring cash/ID if you're easily tempted by all the offerings that the Loop provides. Also, a cranium light might be useful to get yourself out of any holes you've put yourself in.