🎵Go, Humping! It’s ya birthday We gonna party like it’s ya birthday We gonna sip champagne like it’s ya birthday And you know she don’t give a fuck cuz it’s her birthday!🎵

Birthday hash. It’s gonna be a mess. There will be champagne. Maybe cupcakes too? No promises. Do I need a running co-hare? Only if the runners wanna run. (We may have a guest co-hare if he decides to show up)

No gifts unless it’s a curling iron. 😂😂😂

July babies should probably have a designated driver because I predict a lot of circle drinking.

On after? Probably Riley’s. Get ready for the shit show.