Oh God, why did I volunteer to do this? Oh wait, I didn't volunteer, I was put up to it because FASAS didn't wanna do it ... great, that always results in great hash trashes.
Anyways, so we circle up at a bar that is not open, for this supposed pub crawl in frickin Valley Park. By the end of the evening we have only gotten to two bars. Sweet pub crawl dudes.
Whatever, there really wasn't that much complaining, but come on, a pub crawl with two bars, weak.
White elephant gift exchange ... pumps got a blanket, that was nice.
The dude who got ten runs tonight, I forget his name, perhaps somebody can talk about that ... well, he got this box of beers and promptly dropped them on the floor. The waitress screamed "party foul!!!"
threw me my sangwich, then rushed to get paper towels to wipe up that mess.
Man that fish sangwich was good.
Um, there was this other local dude who was hitting on just Melissa, she grabs me and says "hey honey, how's it going" ..... I was quite perplexed, then saw what she was doin there. Then my actual girlfriend, AKA F Me Pumps comes up and talks to me and I have to explain to this weird drunk local alcoholic dude that I have not one, but two hot girlfriends. How did my life ever get to this point???
Who got hash shit? Oh yeah, probably the hares because they took us to two places then basically gave up because, yes, there are only two bars in Valley Park.
not that I'm complaining.
we were graced by the presences of both HoLateral Damage, straight from Korea, and then Lucy, right from Tanzania. We were very lucky to have them.
uhmmm, anything else? I was dressed as white trash, along with my gf pumps because we actually read the email. I thought we looked sweet.
shot by a whore barfing flabongo everywhere sweet cigars
great fish shot by a whore wanting to sculpt everyone
Keyless loved her gift ... like a lot. And then she got another one.
What should you bring: Flashlights, ID's, money, gay apparel, bail bondsman cards, and ho, ho, ho's.
What should you expect: I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas, Part Deux. In addition to the pub crawl, there will be a White Elephant gift exchange. Please do not spend more than $20 on your gift. It's also optional, so if you don't feel like giving, you won't be receiving. Also, no hash cash will be collected, although you still get a run credit. So bring money to drink all night long.
Trail: Wheelchairs, yes. Dogs, probably not in the bars.
Take 141 north from 44 or
south from 64/40 to
On-After: Barney's Sports Pub, 639 St. Louis Ave.
The on-after has trivia (alcohol prizes!) starting at 9, a pool table, $1.75 long necks from 9-12 and it is Ladies Night from 8-11 with a $5.00 bottomless cup of draft beer and well drinks. Unfortunately Men dressed like women don't get this great deal or we would have made it a Christmas dress pub crawl and gift exchange.