HO-HO-HO CHRISTMAS CRAWL in downtown Kirkwood
Hares: the RAINBOW HO’S: Funny B, Icy P & OCD
Bring: money, IDs, stupid holiday hats, mistletoe for your crotch, and anything else festive you feel the need to drag from bar to bar.
$$$: Hash Cash will NOT be collected (but you will still get attendance credit). Everyone is responsible for their own bar tabs. There will be Drink &/or Food Specials at each bar for Hashers.
White Elephant Gift Exchange: The Gift Exchange will happen at the last bar. This is optional -- if you don't feel like giving, you won't be receiving. If you bring a gift, don’t spend more than $10-$15... Come on... you’re hashers, we know you can be CREATIVE & CHEAP!
Attire: We’re not running... it’ll be cold... you’re adults... figure it out.
Walker/Wheels: Yes, Dumb Asses, it’s a Pub Crawl.
6:30pm - Highlands Brewery. 105 E. Jefferson Avenue. Meet INSIDE the bar. Feel free to pre-lube here. We get Happy Hour prices til 7:30pm: $3 Drafts/$3 Wells/$3 Apps/50¢ off Domestics. Plus $4 Absolut Vodka cocktails all-day
7:30pm - Ho-Ho-Ho Shot Stop
8:00pm - PJ’s Tavern. 123 W. Jefferson Avenue. $2 Longnecks/$5 one-topping pizzas
9:30pm - Duffy’s. 124 W. Jefferson Avenue. $2 pitchers/$10 buckets. Gift exchange will happen here! And God help us... there will be KARAOKE!
From Hwy 40: Go South on Lindbergh for 3.7 miles (it will turn into Kirkwood Road), turn left on Jefferson Ave., Highlands Brewery is on the left.
From Hwy 44: Go North on Lindbergh for 1.7 miles (it will turn into Kirkwood Road), turn right on Jefferson Ave., Highlands Brewery in on the left.
From Hwy 270: Get to either 40 or 44 however is easiest for you, then follow one of the directions above.
If you get lost, you just might be an Idiot... b/c well... it’s Kirkwood, and all the stops are about a block apart... But please call one of the Ho’s b/c we’d love to make fun of you: IP 314-393-8316, FBH 314-757-2391, or OCD 314-368-3898.View Larger Map