It
was Skanksgiving in the beautiful Loop of St. Louis. A fitting location
for the group of Wankers who braved the cold and wind to circle up in the Ass
lot of Cicero's. It was a perfect setting for the anal Lamp
Shade Hash. There were many choices and temptations for Pre-Lubing and
celebrations.
Postage
circled us up, blessed the Hares and sent the two able and willing Midgets on
their way. The Lamp Shades were worn with pride in many varieties.
From the overcompensating CliffBangHer and his Mad Hatter Shade to the Gay Pink
Fez of Burninng Asshole, to the High Beams of Just Chris, another
memorable trail was on it's way.
We
craniumed out in pairs and groups, some running, some walking, and some like
Whiney, in a perpetual shuffle/bitch locomotion. The trail was scenic,
interesting, and full of holiday revelers enjoying the sights, sounds and
libations of the Loop.
A
well placed Turkey Eagle split, seperated the more ambitious hashers from those
of us out for holiday stroll. The walkers enjoyed a memorable trail,
filled with twists, turns and a memorable Five Dotter(Thank you SeesHer).
The
beer stop was well placed, well stocked, and well attended, at the lovely Madam
Yucks flat, although she was strangely absent. After all the beer was drunk,
any malingering Virgins molested, we craniumed out, for what turned into
another confusing and challenging trail.
The
Hares confounded us with twists, turns, checks and BJ's until we faced one last
obstacle. How those two Midgets climbed a wall I'll never know. It
had to be divine intervention, which makes sense, since Mother Theresa was
coharing.
The
Hashers finally found the circle again, one and all. Despite the chill, a
thorough, and 'windy' circle was RA'd by our dependable viking/Postage
Tramp. Down-Down's were drunk, hymns were sung, and hash shit was
nominated and awarded. "Boomerang" Lizzardo was the lucky
victim for his Organ Donor status. Does anyone know or care, which organ
he offered up? I heard and recorded nothing after, "and he shit
himself!"
We
welcomed guests(PackHerAss, and Tampa) celebrated Asses, FSAS, and recognized
voluptuous body parts(Bozo, PackHer). Announcements were made, higher
math was practiced(December 32nd?), and we Swung Low!
All
in All just another Shitty Trail! Happy Holidays to All, Good Cheer, and
Good Times. And if you can't enjoy that, Ladies and Gentlemen, take my
advice, pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
On-Out
Start: Parking Lot behind Cicero's on the Loop, 6691 Delmar Blvd, St Louis, MO 63130
What should you bring: A lampshade and flashlight. Or the whole lamp.
What should you expect: People with lampshades on their craniums.
ID on Trail: There are a lot of bars around, so maybe if you get thirsty and want to fend for yourself.
Directions:
Take 64/40 to Kingshighway. Make a right on Kingshighway go about 1.5 miles to Delmar, make a left. After 2.5 miles, make a right onto Kingsland to get into the parking lot.
OR:
From 270 get to 64/40 West, and take 170 North. Exit at Delmar and make a right. Kingsland will be on your right after about 2.8 miles. (From 70, get to 170 South, exit Delmar and make a left).
From 44 exit Hampton, go north and turn left on Clayton. Make a right onto Skinker, take to Delmar and turn left. Make a right onto Kingsland to get into the parking lot.
If you get lost call PMS at 314-221-5411