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Saturday 05/08/2010 #860

Stink Palm, Disco Ass and Dewey Sexual System @ Stencho De Mayo

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Dewey Gonzales, Disco Mendoza, and Stinky Rodriguez bring you the Dirty Sanchez of Big-Hump hashing:

Stencho de Mayo Trail

You will likely find “The Stench of May” along this trail.  It features bottomless mud pits, mosquito infested swampland, stagnant brownish-green water crossings, Missouri river bluffs, I-Feel Tower tribute, and maybe even a beer stop along the way.  Bring $7 and make sure your shots are up to date.


Start: St Stanislaus Conservation Area, parking lot at 5004 Charbonier Rd, Hazelwood, MO 63042

What should you expect: Bring bug spray and a full change of clothes and shoes. If you have a portable shower that would be good too. It's going to be pretty nasty.

Also, parking is limited. Please car pool if you can. Maybe park at the on-after and caravan to the start if you have to. Just wrap your seats in plastic and everything will stay clean. You know, like preparing for those water sports you're in to.


Walker/Wheel: Negative

ID on Trail: Not this time

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Directions: Get yourself to the Lindbergh exit for 67 North off of 270 (E or W). Just off the exit ramp make a left on Lynn Haven. Make a right at Howdershell then a left at Riverwood Estates. Finally, make a left onto Charbonier. The parking lot will be about a mile down on the left. You can also take 67 North all the way to Charbonier, then drive about 3.5 miles to the parking lot.

From across the Missouri River, you can take 370 to the Earth City exit and turn left on Aubuchon. After about 7 miles the parking lot will be on your right.

If you decide to park at the on-after, it's on Howdershell, just don't turn left at Riverwood. Take a right just past the Walgreens on Flordawn and then an immediate left into the first parking lot on the left. Pirate Cove is in the corner to the right. Then make a left out of there onto Howdershell and make a right onto Riverwood, follow the directions the same.


On-After: Pirates Cove Bar and Grill, 470 Howdershell Rd, Florissant, MO 63031


If you get lost call Dewey at 618-795-5305, Stink at 314-402-6791 or Disco at 636-328-7041.

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