Wednesday 06/24/2009 #792
GladHeAteHer & Hymen Hunter @ ???
Hash Trash: My version of the hash:
Global warming! What? What in the hell does it have to do with
anything? It’s the middle of the summer in the LOU. Where else would
people expect this kind of heat! Hashers gathered in the middle of the
gay parade in South town St. Louis to enjoy another steam bath. Beers
were drunk. Virgins were called in the circle. Hares explained crap to
virgins then drew some $hit on the ground. More beers were drunk. RA
was drunk. Pictures were then taken. Hares were away.
Sweaty hashers carried on the ritual of chasing after the hares for
beers. We pounded pavement and crossed streets recklessly. Sexorcist
thought it was a freaking bike ride in the park! What could be better
than bunch of sloppy sweaty hashers pounding the street of South town!
More gay pride parade, maybe!
Beer Halt was located on trail behind stinky dumpsters. Fresh brew of
Dutch hops was consumed by hashers who discovered the treasure next to
the freaking dumpsters. More beers were drunk. Hashers were away.
Hashers received a great tour of the beautiful SLU campus - the home of
the Bilikens. It was a maze. It resembled a game of Ms. Pacman. Beer
Stop then was spotted in the freaking V.A. parking lot. “V.A. Parking
Only” sign was obviously visible to the naked eyes.
More beers were drunk at the Beer Stop. Hula Hoop skills were displayed
by hashers. Fisty shook the Hula Hoop like it’s hot. Rudy played Hula
Hoop ring toss on human/hashers. Billboards were redesigned and
reconfigured. Thanks to great effort of talented hashers. We need to
get corporate sponsorships from those companies for our great work.
Hares were away. Hashers followed.
Quick thinking Postage saved the life of my virgin as she recklessly
crossed Grand Boulevard while being mesmerized by the lights of The Fox
Hashers approach the site of Humphrey’s with my bladder full of toxic
substances. We brought the sweat to the great Humphrey’s. Sweaty
Hashers! More beers were drunk.
There was nothing better than following the true trail then to discover
that the true trail led to a 20 foot drop in the darkness of night.
Good thing G-Spot was able to figure out that we did not have to jump
off the cliff. That would hurt. We crossed terrains to come back to the
circle. Nice trail, Hares!
Hashers celebrated Whiney 400th hash. Well, it was just Whiney who
actually brought alcohol to the hash so he could celebrate his 400th.
We all would not give a crap. DMB once again received the prestigious
Hash $hit and continued her domination of this title for being engaged,
again. Congratulations DMB – for being engaged of course! Also,
congratulations to Whiney as well for surviving 400 hashes with only
one broken foot incident that I could remember.
Novak’s was the designated spot for on-after. I couldn’t make to
Novak’s because I had to take my virgin back and it was a school night.
I could imagine there were karaoke, dancing, and lots of staring from
You Had Me at Herro!
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