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Wednesday 06/24/2009 #792

GladHeAteHer & Hymen Hunter @ ???

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Directions:

[Hey DMB, can you please add Hymen Hunter to my June 24th Hare date? Our theme is going to be the The Scorpions 1976 release Virgin Killer. I haven't thought of how the theme of a Scorpions album can be translated into a hash yet, but I'm sure we will. Actually on second thought, scrap that. We might not get any virgins to come if we advertise that we are going to sacrifice them. On-On.]


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Come celebrate Hymen Hunter's Virgin Hare, as well as his One Year Analversary. In celebration of Hymen learning to hare with me (mistake), we will be giving away a prize for the hasher who brings the most virgins (hint, it may or may not be a Scorpions record). We will have plenty of water stops and beer stops for the hashers because of the heat. Hymen Hunter will also be giving personal massages to all virgins at beer stops and circle. And if that's not enough to entice you to hash in the ridiculous fucking heat, Whiney Bitch will be celebrating his 400th hash with shots and a sweaty hairy chest! What more could you want from one of the longest daylight hashes of the year? On-On!

Whistles - YES

Shiggy? - dunno

Dog/Wheel/Walker friendly? -Walker map will be provided. dunno

Start Address:
Commerce Bank
4019 Chouteau Ave
St Louis, MO 63110

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Directions:

From I-44: Take I-44 North/East to Vandeventer Exit 287B. Take a Left on Vandeventer. Take a Left on Manchester. Look for Hashers in the Commerce Bank Parking lot on your right.

From NORTH (I-270 to I-170): Take I-170 South to Forest Park. Take Forest Park all the way in to Vandeventer. Take a Right on Vandeventer and follow it South to Chouteau/Manchester. Take a Right on Manchester and your first Right into Commerce Bank parking lot. Look for Hashers.

From SOUTH (I-55): Take I-55 N toward St Louis. Take exit 207B on the left to merge onto I-44 W. Take exit 287B-A for Vandeventer Ave toward Kingshighway. Turn right at S Vandeventer Ave. Sharp left at Chouteau Ave/MO-100. Turn into Commerce Bank and look for hashers.

From Downtown: Take Broadway South until you come to Chouteau. Take a Right on Chouteau and follow it West. Once you pass Vandeventer, take your first Right into Commerce Bank parking lot. Look for Hashers.

From IL (JB Bridge): Take I-255 W/US-50 W . Take exit 1B to merge onto I-55 N toward St Louis. Take exit 207B on the left to merge onto I-44 W. Take exit 287B-A for Vandeventer Ave toward Kingshighway. Turn right at S Vandeventer Ave. Sharp left at Chouteau Ave/MO-100. Turn into Commerce Bank and look for hashers.

From IL (Poplar St. Bridge): Cross the Mississippi and stay on I-64/40. Take the Forrest Park Exit to Vandeventer. Take a Left on Vandeventer to Chouteau/Manchester. Take a Right on Manchester and your first Right into Commerce Bank parking lot. Look for Hashers.


On After Location:
Choose your own adventure? Novaks - Food until 1:00am. For thirsty hashers not interested in food: Laclede Street Bar has $5.00 Cover - 25 cent pitchers, or Humphrey's has penny pitchers starting at 11:00pm.

In case you get lost or need further directions you may contact GladHeAteHer at (618) 406-7684. Or Hymen Hunter @ (314) 249-3636

Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999