(And Celery (in spirit))
Details: (fully plagiarized from Jail Bait)
Bring your shiggy socks and water wings. This Saturday's hash is sure to be a "shigtastic" stomp (and swim) through lovely Maryland Heights. For those walking wankers and lazy wheelers; no need to worry, there will be turkey/eagle splits and Walkers/Wheels Trails.
Come one come all hashing vegetables to the VEGETABLE HASH that was concocted in a drunken stupor at another BH4 hash by Celery and Witty. Whiney will be temporarily re-named "Banana Pepper" for the evening. We will celebrate the vegetable names by wearing and eating only the finest home grown vegetables along with some stand in store bought ones. Dress up as your favorite vegetable or just wear its color. We will have VEGGIE GAMES along with a PHOTO HUNT that will have a great prize of very special libations. So bring your water proof camera or phone. Below are some of the photo hunt items, so print this off:
Barbless wire fence
Spewing fountain (in lake)
Box culvert (He said "box")
Buried lawnmower (the lawn won!)
Giant bowling pin (with balls)
Gigantic 6 (really)
Gigantic rubber black fin (huh)
A shocking place (ouch!)
Vegetables (on trail of course)
Very large owl (hmm...)
Anything else very strange for bonus and tiebreakers
Start Address:
11660 Lilburn Park Road
St. Louis, MO 63146
Directions:
From Hwy I-270 and Page Avenue (Hwy 364): Cranium east on Page Ave. until you reach the Schuetz Road (second road) and Turn Right. Go south, across Lackland Rd. and turn left on Lilburn Park Road (Office Buildings). Go to the end of the cul-de-sac, turn left into the parking lot. Look for hashers in the parking lot behind the building.
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On-After: (NE corner of Page Ave at Schuetz Rd.)
Malone's Grill and Pub
11660 Administration Dr
St Louis, MO 63146-3534
Call Whiney if you get lost: 314-662-4353