Dewey Sexual System @ Mardi Gras
You can fit 6 adults and 2 midgets in an Altima…*
Things you should know about trail:
The PoPo was called before we even started trail.
Very little beer was consumed until the beer stop/circle because the
hashers that showed up to the beginning were too blasted to drink it.
We showed up to Benton Park with the partymobile stocked with cold cans
of frosty brew. Various hashers had already arrived, with several
lounging in the grass and on the sidewalk due to a lack of suitable
leaning options. We were introduced to visitors - Cums in 60 and Tranny
Cock Kicker - who had been enjoying the fine Mardi Gras festivities in
matching grey hoodies. Toxic Waste brought out some of his infamous
beer collection. Running Nose appeared with his bitch in tow. Disco and
Rudy had a body fluid removal contest. Ho Hum and Huggy Bear tried to
remain upright. Just as the grope shot was being taken, Fiddle Her on
the Roof and Fist in Her Furry Ass arrived.
Soon the pack was ready to take off. The hare, Dewey Sexual System (aka
The System), explained that the pack must remain very close together
and hold hands throughout trail.
Several overachieving eagles, including Fe Fe and Cock Ring decided to
make their own trail and took off. Burning Asshole called a cab and
autohashed the mile to Soulard. Trail was marked with pink chalk and
porta potties were enjoyed. We picked up Full Service Ass Station and
Just Tim along the way. And PMS, Postage and Dapper Sapper met us at
the Beer Stop that was located in a secret location. PackHer Ass was
waiting for us with cold libations and a warm garage.
Then a semi-neverending circle commenced. Just Kate E. was questioned,
tortured and finally named – Open Mike Night, due to her story about
getting lost and getting her Mikes confused. Just Brad L. (aka The
King) was questioned, and named Free Mustache Rides, after his affinity
for other people’s lip cover.
*…and still have room for one more midget.
Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999