Who writes the trash for
their own trail? Apparently, this harriette does.
The pack met up on a gorgeous Wednesday evening outside of Bommar's Sport's Bar
to bid Hammertongue a fond farewell. Luckily, no one had any idea that the two
laziest hashers could set one long, mean trail. Dewey Sexual System and HT gave
a pretty uneventful chalk talk, we groped (around Lazy!) and were off. The pack
followed and were almost led astray (more on that later), which probably would
have been better than the 6+ miles they had to run that night. A few checks and
a check back lead our faithful followers to Francis Park, the location of a
scenic and busy Beer Stop. Once they were gone from there, they had to take the
long road back to the beginning. Our apologies, distances look much smaller on
Back at circle, it came out that PMS was planning on starting her trail next
week at the same spot. Interesting. Rewind back to trail #686 on February 20,
2008. Hammertongue and
Dewey laid trail then too with PMS haring the following week. Little did we
know then that once again PMS wanted to start trail in the same parking lot
that they had found. A poorly attempted hijacking took place, but unfortunately
that time the pack did follow, only to wind up 100 yards from the actual,
warmer Beer Stop. This time however, with the help of Fuck Me Rudolph, the pack
was not lead into the darkness by some wild haired midget and everyone found
the BS safely. Good luck next time PMS, we're on to you now...
Hammer received his 69 band, a good send off to Boston, but not before receiving a nice Boston Cream Pie
to the face. Ok, it really wasn't a BC pie; just a tin filled with flour,
whipped cream and chocolate, but it was quite tasty. You will be missed HT!
Start: Bommar's Sports Bar and Grill, 4621 Beck Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63116
What's Going On-On? Hammertongue is leaving us for Boston (sad face) so come say good-bye the old-fashioned way: by getting him drunk! We'll circle up across from the bar in the parking lot slightly behind Pet Smart. Take 40 or 44 to Kingshighway and go south, make a left on Beck. Bommar's is on your left, we'll be circling up on the right.
On-After: Bommar's. Food served until 10. If we're cutting it close we may go a mile to Tin Can.
If you get lost, call Hammertongue at 618-977-8825 or Dewey at 618-795-5305.