Shot's attempt to make up for last years "Last Chance to hook up with
Shot hash" That ended in a catrosphe because of snow, lack of proper
preparation, etc.
Start: 900 Westport Plaza 63146
Behind the Shereton, train wreck etc on the side of westport plaza that faces 270.
Hares: Shot by a Whore and Just John H.
The hares are the spies and will have several moles planted in the pack
that will always lead you away from true trail. These moles have very
good reason to lead you astray. Come see why?
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From the North take 270 S to Page Go East to Westport plaza Dr. Make a
Right at light by Hooters, straight at second light, right at 3rd light
Craig Rd. Left at 4th light by McDonald, straight at stop sign, curve
to your right look for Hashers
From the South take 270 N to Page Go
East to Westport plaza Dr. Make a Right at light by Hooters, straight
at second light, right at 3rd light Craig Rd. Left at 4th light by
McDonald, straight at stop sign, curve to your right look for Hashers
From the West Take Page Extension to Westport plaza Dr. Make a Right
at light by Hooters, straight at second light, right at 3rd light Craig
Rd. Left at 4th light by McDonald, straight at stop sign, curve to your
right look for Hashers
From the East take either Interstate 64
or 70 to 270. If 64 Follow from the South directions once you get to
270 if you take 70 follow the North directions once you get to 270.
Bring Flashlights, change of clothes, nudie magazines, virgins with
lose morales, (Spanish for Morals), vessels, and old hubcaps. (some
items added for perceived comic value)Trail: This will be a 12 mile
"live hare" trail with one beer stop and a shot stop (2 stops) with a
shiggy level of 1.69 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest) with no
water crossings. However, trail will not be dog or stroller friendly,
but work arounds will be given to anyone who shows up with a stroller or
a dog.
On After: the place formerly know as Pujoles 5