Hash Trash Run 994
As scribed by Shotbyawhore
It seemed that Stinky was taking “The Hares of Radicchio” a little too literally with “one white one, one black one, and one with a little shite on” (this of course is OCD, if she likes anal as much as everyone says, there logically has to be some right?)
After, having chalk talk for the Virgin Tim and having the midget’s giggle all throughout opening circle we grouped up and the hares were off.
While hanging out for an eternity before we could go on out I overheard a couple good one liners, Just Alyssa likes the cranium lamp that looks like a vibrator, and saw some interesting activities. Like Tig o Bitties was all in Garage’s pocket playing pool or some thing. (Epiphany) No wonder I didn’t do well with St. Louis Harrietts they are all into girls or battery operated machines.And we were off, I thought trail was brilliant, checked the runners back into the walkers, had multiple spots where you had to go in single file really slows a pack up and keeps them together. As I slid through the hole in the fence both my pens escaped my pocket so I’ll have to remember what happened from there.
Ran to beer halt, all beer gone,
Ran to 2nd beer halt, all beer gone
Ran into some cops
Found Beer stop, 100 yards from said cops, had a sip of beer
Took short cut back with Fist in My Furry, Locknut, and others*
Almost hit by a train, reminds me of the first time I got arrested 19 years ago, stupid train
Made it back to start got a new pen from car and had another sip of beer.
Notes from this point are a little abstract to say the least
Rudy was talking about failing a performance enhancing drug test because of herpes.
FMR-Porcupine Sex??? I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
The closing circle was run impeccably by Postage Tramp. He's able to keep his calm, energize the half minds, have a sort of charismatic boy hood charm that made Matthew Broderick a star, and keep me drinking which might explain the worsening of my penmanship.
I next have Accuzate. Some got accuzated for having a private party. Some got accuzated for wearing yellow shirts? Beermisters were accuzated for thinking that no one needed ice for the beer, since it is February. Some we accuzated for not doing a proper down down. What is up with this? Take a sip put the can over your cranium and everything is right and proper? I should implore this tactic it would save on the aspirin in the morning.The Virgin Tim told a clown joke.
I Like Big Bush and I Cannot Lie was told to get a life as we celebrated him cumming 69 times.
PMS blamed Rudy for the elimination of the singing of “hares of Radicchio” at the beginning of the hash.
Hashshit nominations were dolled out.
Dewey was nominated for being too pretty and a couple other things and of Course Hymen Hunter was nominated for being too good looking. In the end there was a trial by down down and I think they both win in that circumstance.
The pack swung low and on out.