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Wednesday 11/09/2011 #976

Bozo's Wet Dream & 2:19 From Chicago @ South City

Hash Trash:

The night began as many Wednesdays do for BJ and the Bear (yeah, 3rd person here, fuck off), with a mad dash around St. Louis, 20 minutes “late” with only an iPhone and a fuzzy sense of direction to guide him. After driving by Colorado Bob’s, Lucy was spotted walking to the stealthy circle location apparently only easily visible to small pickup trucks and cops, and the fun began.

Thanks to the hares for an entertaining rendition of chalk talk and congratulations on making it all the way through without falling down or napping mid way. Special thanks to Dewey for alerting said cops to the presence of a tall dark man with log in hand undressing while walking around her vehicle…way to keep our city streets safe. Thanks to Postage for making it his personal civic duty to resolve job inequality by giving not one but two jobs to a minority hasher…FRB log and hash shit. Asshole.

As we got rolling with chalk talk it was evident why the hares were light on flour as 2:19 shoveled it two hands at a time to craft demo trail marks while Bozo stood idly by contemplating the mysteries of the universe and clinching her coke purse tightly. Naming was fun; didn’t know there was a written questionnaire going around for the process but thank goodness because Shoeless Hoe Jackson (F.K.A. Just Molly) wasn’t giving us shit and that ends bad for all parties involved (ref. I.L.S.C., circa Aug 2011). Of the names discussed Shoeless Hoe stole the show but “Eat This, Virgin Mary”, “Jesus Caulk/Cock”, “Colon Blow” weren’t far behind. The winning name flows well and was timely as Shoeless Hoe Jackson made BJ look more presidential by throwing her shoe at him only to have CTBRP (Cliff, Red, Pussy, Big Red….fucking acronize or abbreviate your name and standardize that shit) launch her would be weapon into a field of shit…literally.

Trail sucked, but not excessively so. The first few markings looked like a scene out of Scarface (kilos and kilos of “flour”) but did the job and led us on a spirited jaunt across rail road tracks (who needs ankles), through peoples’ yards (fuck yo couch!), around bridges, over (under) fences, near a sewage plant (thanks) and down some of the best pavement St Louis has to offer.  Great chick checks (TSA agrees) and good job not getting BJ lost. $5 get’s the clutch award for dipping into his personal road stash for beer at the end but we’re all winners for not getting shot, shot at, arrested, or fucked by a stranger (less 1 of us perhaps?) as a result of the hash.

More to say but the tax payers have paid enough for the writing of this shit. Good work hares….and was it me or was there a heavy preponderance of drunk-asses last night?  


What to expect:  Very little shiggy.

What to bring: Flashlights.  It's daylight savings time now!

Start: Colorado Bob's Ship of Fools, 3457 Morgan Ford Road, Saint Louis, MO 63116

It's Wednesday again! That means I should hash. Again. Wait! Bozo and 2:19 are haring?!?!? I'll be there! 

So, get your ass to Colorado Bobs on Morganford. Circle will take place behind the bar (please park on the street, the lot is reserved for Bob) trail will wind you around south city!
Trail will be a fantastic 3-5 mile event. One beer stop and on after at Colorado Bobs. Bob is ordering us a table size pizza at 9:30 so circle will be over by then. :) p.s. Colorado bob is fucking awesome treat him as such!


From South: Take 55N to Carondelet. Make a left onto Carondelet. Make the 1st right onto Morganford.  Colorado Bob's will be on your left. Look for hashers.

From Illinois: Take 40 into Misery.  Take 55S to 44W.  Exit at Grand. Make a left onto Grand, then a right onto Arsenal. Make a left onto Morganford. Colorado Bob's will be on your right. Look for hashers.

From North:  Take 55S to 44W.  Exit at Grand. Make a left onto Grand, then a right onto Arsenal. Make a left onto Morganford. Colorado Bob's will be on your right. Look for hashers.

From West:  Take 270 to 44E.  Take 44 to the Kingshighway exit, make a right. Make a left onto Arsenal. Make a right onto Morganford.  Colorado Bob's will be on your right.  Look for hashers.

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On After: Colorado Bob's Ship o' Fools

If you get lost or need directions, Call Bozo at 314.520.4088.

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