As I sat here starting to write hashtrash for last
night's trail, I realized that Whiney submitted a trash so I'll cut mine
Pms' perspectives on BH4 Run #967....
began in search of Select 55. Postage Tramp and I stopped at
two stores on the way to the hash to no avail. So we arrived to the hash under
the assumption that it was going to be a drunken PMS night.
First of all the hares decided it would be a good idea
to start the trail from the same place that the 1st District Police have their
quarterly meeting. However, since it didn't prove to be a problem, maybe we
should employ this tactic for all future Big Hump trails. Very clever
Our hares for the
evening, F*ck Me Rudolph and Tig Ol' Bitties
began with a detailed chalktalk in hopes of ensuring that our umpteen virgins
would be able to follow trail and then asked for a 15 minute head (who said
ran much of the post circle down downs during said 15 minutes in an
attempt to keep post circle short so we could adjourn to watch the
I think Postage was
in circle for each and every pre-circle down down. For at least two of those
down downs Postage shotgunned a full beer. Heheh, can you say Drunken Postage
Tramp night? This probably explains why he lost his keys last
to all of the new faces, Disco suffered a severe case of Kennel Confusion - during the grope shot he thought he
was at the Tumbling Dice Full Moon Hash but during circle he thought he was at the St.
We had Backsliders, among which were Nurse
Hashshit and Ricky's Crabshack It Was Only Once and It Was 23
Years Ago I Just Wanted to Point That Out.
We had Virgins
galore but all we saw was balls. Welcome to the Big Hump Just Carrie,
Just Cynthia, Just Emily, Just Maggie, Just Michelle, Just Peter, Just Sam and
On the AutoHash trail, Lazy Ass spilled the beans that Hoosier and Ruck Me were moving to Portland.
So back at circle...Me
to Dewey Sexual System: "hey did you hear about Hoosier and
Dewey: "yeah, they're lesbians"
I'm so sad that we'll be
losing our Hoosier Nooner and Ruck Me. We
need a going away party ladies! And I fully expect everyone at the
InterAmerica's hash to vote for Portland for 2013 Interam so we can party with
Hoosier and Ruck Me.
The only reason that
yours truly was at this trail was because I remembered how good the food was at
the on-after the last time Rudy did his Octoberfest trail.
All in all it was
just another shitty hash that I'm glad I attended.
Read on for more
from Whiney Bitch....Thanks to:
Just Carrie, for walking with my lame (separated shoulder) ass, all-the-way!
And The HARES; Rudy and Tigs set a great trail in the South City that
was a pavement pounding, German Beer, gun shooting, shank finding, cop
encountering, Stinky Sweeping TRAIL! ...though JC and I saw:
Many endless streets in the South City HOOD with alot of active natives on the porches, in the yards and on the streets.
NO GERMAN BEER at the Beer Stop(for yous)...
We took the fridge beer lottery and I lost with a 4YR Old Bud Select that Stunk
AND there was a GUN Shooting and Murder the Cop told us as he had a
young black man pinned to the sidewalk looking at us "like why is this
White Couple in this Hood" and then started giving us a Lecture about
the Murder and "Don't be Here" and "are you going to Meramec Street?"
(he apparentently ran into some earlier Hashers and knew our destination
And that we were in the same parking lot as the Police Party going on
at Gretchen's Inn, the same paking lot as the Feasting Fox)...
all this PoPo Action as we were hurriedly walking past with my quite
visible arm sling that I just stached my beer in and the little hand
shank from a broken saw blade I just picked up a block ago; and we were
the only light colored people within at least a ten block radius with
various groups of mostly young black people playing and talking on
phones and having conversations and porch sitting with their kids and
asking "what are you running for?" and instead of just saying "beer" I
first said in a stupid Winey way, "we are not walking" and then quiockly
said "For Beer, see the dots and chalk" and Big Momma responded "can
anyone drink?" and I said "Sure" as we kept waling briskly past.
Thanks Also to STICK PALM for finally sweeping us DFL's about three
blocks from the finish. Where were you before the shooting murder,
questioning SC natives and Cops? I guess you sweep-saved the bulk of the
pack and left the expendable FRB's to fend for themselves in the very
busy night in the HOOD.
That was probably a good idea with all the Juicy Virgins we Paraded
through the Hood, AND I had The Virgin Just Carrie, as my partner (and a
mighty fine partner she was). I looked too pittyful to attack, and The
VJC looked and is quite capable...of talking her way into and out of any
confrontational situation. The VJC looks like she might have a move or
two. Quite schooled, The VJC is Very Interesting and Experienced...If
You Know Whaat I Mean? she gave my much naming fodder, but I'll let her
THANKS to the "5-0 CARDS WOOT!" Sidewalk Chalk Artist, and the "7-0
CARDS" update. CARPENTER was brilliant in a must win, show-em your
stuff, shutout baseball game as he always is and with a Victorious Month
of "Do Or Die" Playoff Baseball under thier belts, the CARDINALS CAN
WIN the World Series in 2011!
Thanks to the FRB's or whom ever had the chalk for marking the checks for our sorry slow asses...
And the HARES for having a HOOD HASH with many hash marks that JC and I
only got off trail once, maybe twice; and Great German Beer and Food at
the On After.(Luckily not "everafter")
And the Feasting Fox for finding the Cardinals Game on the little TV in the sky loft.(that was the only TV)
All in All it was another shitty trail.
Hares: Fich Me Rudolph & Tig 'Ole Bitties
What to expect: Come join Rudy and the virgin hare, Tig 'Ole Bitties, on a trail featuring German Beers celebrating the German Holiday of Oktoberfest! For you Ami's and Tommies, Oktoberfest is the traditional beer drinking festival leading up to the first Sunday in October. So, yes- traditionally, you celebrate Oktoberfest in SEPTEMBER. The beerstop for this hash will feature beers only brewed in Munich. Oh, and some Zimas. Ok, maybe some non German beers too.
What to bring: headlamp, mp40s (we'll be close to the hood), your beer drinking faces.
Meet at the far left corner of Feasting Fox Parking Lot. 4200 South Grand, 63111.
From North: Take 55S to Bates. Take a right onto Bates. Take a right onto Grand. Make a right onto Meramec. Make a right into the parking lot. Go to the far back left corner. Look for hashers.
From South: Take 55 to Exit 203, Virginia. Make a left off of the exit (Bellerive/Virginia). Continue on Bates. Take a right onto Grand. Make a right onto Meramec, right into the parking lot. Go to the far back left corner. Look for hashers.
From West: Get to 44E. Take 44 to Grand, make a right. Go down Grand until you reach Meramec. Make a left onto Meramec. Make a right into the parking lot. Look for hashers.
From ILL: Take 40/64 into MO. Take
55S to Bates. Take a right onto Bates. Take a right onto Grand. Make a
right onto Meramec. Make a right into the parking lot. Go to the far
back left corner. Look for hashers.
Map Link: View Larger Map
On After: The Feasting Fox.
In case you get lost, call Rudy @ 314.971.1159