Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
What should you expect: A short stroll through Crestwood.
What should you bring: Flashlight?
There should be a Turkey trail, but no promises on length.
From West/North/South: Take 270 to 44E. Get off at Watson Rd. Take Watson Rd to Grant Rd. Make a left, make another left back onto Watson. Make a right into the Parking Lot for Friar Tuck's. There's a median in the way according to Google Maps, hence the left-bonanza. Look for hashers.
From ILL/Downtown: Take 40/64 into Misery. Take 44W to the Elm Exit, exit 280. Make a left onto Elm, and then right onto Watson. Destination will be on the right. Look for hashers.