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Wednesday 07/20/2011 #952

Purdy Mouf & Shit on My Chest @ Tower Grove Park

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Directions:

You can EXPECT the following on trail:
  • near inferno temperatures
  • a temperature-distance appropriate trail
  • lots of sweating (regardless of your pace)
  • shirtless TSA and/or Just Alex (from Guam)
  • heat-induced hallucinations
  • strange and somewhat disapproving looks from by-standers
  • some beautiful urban shiggy
  • a severe case of swamp-ass
  • heat-induced hallucinations OF shirtless TSA and/or Just Alex (from Guam)
  • a LONG beer stop (or water, if the court ordered you to stop drinking... again.)
  • a halftime entertainment show
  • a relatively easy zen trail back to circle

You MIGHT find the following on trail:
  • opportunities to splash in fountains, run through sprinklers, and/or pool hop
  • FRBs face down and unconscious on trail
  • grumpy, but lazy security guards
  • a maze
  • stray animals
  • stray children
  • uncommon smells exacerbated by heat
  • mosquitoes
  • Mad Hatter trying to pawn off her dogs 

Meet at 630p Tower Grove Park

We will circle just south of the Music Stand Gazebo.  (It's #14 on the map found here:  http://www.towergrovepark.org/tgp_map.pdf)   It's just East of the Center Drive Circle off the Main Drive.  (Here are the approximate coordinates for you GPS people:  38.607094, -90.255427)


Directions:

From North:  Take 55S to 44W. Take the Grand Exit. Make a left onto Grand. Make a right onto Magnolia.
Either park on Magnolia or make a left onto Center Cross Drive.  Head towards the Music Stand Gazebo. 
Look for hashers.

From South:  Take 55N to 44W. 
Take the Grand Exit. Make a left onto Grand. Make a right onto Magnolia.
Either park on Magnolia or make a left onto Center Cross Drive.  Head towards the Music Stand Gazebo. 
Look for hashers.


From West:  Take 44W to the Grand exit.  Make a right onto Grand. 
Make a right onto Magnolia.
Either park on Magnolia or make a left onto Center Cross Drive.  Head towards the Music Stand Gazebo. 
Look for hashers.


From East:  Take 40/64 into Missouri.  Take 55S to 44W. 
Make a left onto Grand. Make a right onto Magnolia.
Either park on Magnolia or make a left onto Center Cross Drive.  Head towards the Music Stand Gazebo. 
Look for hashers.


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ON-AFTER
The On-After will be at Black Thorn Pub @ 3735 Wyoming Street - (Corner of Wyoming and S Spring).  (Thanks to Keyless Entry for the suggestion!)  They have $8 Bud and Bud Light pitchers, $12.75 per pitcher of good beer (Guinness, etc.).  They have Pizza & salads as the food options.  Chicago-style is there specialty.  They take orders for Chicago-style pizzas up to 11pm and the kitchen closes at midnight.  They are expecting us.  



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