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Wednesday 10/06/2010 #892

2FC's Sex Offender Hash (You Know Who You Are!) - @ Maplehood

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Perfectly innocent hashers gathered in the densely offensive Maplehood to study the mechanics of sex. They studied maps showing the homes of real live sex offenders, role models for all. 2 Fuck Canuck chose this location very carefully, with the express intention of pissing off Jort Daniels, who had planned to hare from the same spot the very next week. Since Jort is not PMS, he will now find a new location, hopefully equally densely populated with wankers, but maybe not as stinky.

Postage Tramp dressed up in his best bikini and trench coat, the better to frighten young children and aged hashers. PTA was horrified, but he couldn't tear his eyes away. Something about all that hair bursting out of the sparkly bra...

Mother Abraham showed up hoping for a trail long enough to make up for missing Skippo this weekend, and 2FC did not disappoint her. There was a fifteen mile eagle trail, a four mile turkey trail, and beer for all. Whiney Bitch hit a solo S.O.S. stop and instead of standing there and chugging like a good hasher, carried the beer back to the others - oh wait, thanks Whiney, that was tasty.

Two female co-hares were too slow to stay ahead of the runners, so they sent 2FC running ahead as a decoy while they hid in the bushes, waiting to accost children and sex-offend them. they were rewarded with everyone's favorite plunger.

Postage Tramp ran a short circle for being mostly naked. At the on- after, PMS and Dewey regaled the audience with tales of woe from a hard day laying playground tile. Dewey was rewarded with a double simultaneous foot massage from Jort Daniels and Dancing Queen. Where is Leather Balls when you need him?

All-in-all, it was just another sexy shit-offender trail.

Jort Daniels

 




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Directions:


2FC & Funny BoneHerís Sex Offender Hash (You Know Who You Are!)
 
Still wondering why the PoPo came knocking on your door after Red Dress?  Needing to recover from Lewis & Clark before tackling the Ball Breaker this weekend?  Still working off your Red Dress hangover and/or pre-lubing for the Ball Breaker?
 
Do we have a trail for you! A 6 mile Eagle trail, a 4 mile Turkey trail, and 2 mile Walker/Wheeler trail.  With Maplehoodís numerous registered sex offenders all around, you might want to bring a flashlight, a whistle, and a virgin on trail (all you have to do is out#un them).  Eagles may also want some dry footwear.  As always, plenty of frosty beverages on trail!
 
Weíll circle up in the Deer Creek Center parking lot to the right of the Missouri Career Center (north east corner of the lot).  Itís right behind Family Video (3515 Big Bend Blvd S, Maplewood, MO 63143).
 
On After will be at Cousin Hugoís (3233 Laclede Station Rd, Maplewood, MO 63143)
 
If you get lost or need further directions, contact your parole officer, 2FC (314-304-8692) or FBH (314-757-2391).


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