It was just another humid day in the city of Ladue when I pulled in to the parking lot behind Schnucks amidst the 25 signs clearily stating No Trespassing, Video Surveillance, Violaters Will be Prosecuted! I thought surely I am in the wrong parking lot. We couldn't be circling here. I was so naive. Not only did we commence circle in that said parking lot, Follow the Urine Trail brought along his own pair of hoodlums to terrorize the good folks of Ladue with talk of robbing the homes of the wealthy and taking out anyone who got in their way!

But I digress, so let me get back to the basics, the hash went like this, we circled, we climbed a high fence that was not midget friendly, we ran, we beer stopped, we ran some more, we crossed a bridge of death, we got lost, we ran some more, Garage and I zenned, Whiney and his kiddos made an impromptu kebob stop, Shot By a Whore wandered around the Clayton art fair terrorizing folks, we circled again and then we swung low. All in all just another shitty trail.

Bozo's Wet Dream