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Wednesday 01/20/2010 #836

Disco A$$ & So-So @ Kinloch

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Lost in the fog


Did I ever tell you the Meta Arsehole philosophy of life?  “Life is a series of tradeoffs.”  And so it was Wednesday.  While the thick fog apparently was the reason we only had half our usual assortment of half minds the ones that did manage to find the start were rendered invisible to the roving gangs and potential drive by shootings of North County.

Our fearless co-hares Disco Ass and Strap On (clap clap) Strap Off pre-laid trail which afforded us additional safety in numbers.  Once the substitute, substitute, substitute RA finished circle the group split into eagle, turkey and walker packs.  Of course Whiney didn’t decide to put his shiggy shoes on until we were away and as a result of the fog couldn’t see the eagle pack.  At least that’s what he claimed.  Personally I think he just wanted to hang with the walkers. 

On the eagle trail the pack was subjected to TP marks interspersed with snow, trash bags and random garbage.  Luckily Disco was there to direct them into the open sewer thinly covered with two inches of ice.  While they tried to see how many could contract urinary tract infections they eventually did find their way out to the land of shoe sucking mud.  I heard stories about a tunnel somewhere on trail.  I think it was at this point they lost track of 2F Canuck.  Apparently they don’t have tunnels in Canadia. 

Well they did finally find the beer stop.  In addition to the required beer the hares thoughtfully provided a rat infested couch and non working TV.  Gee thanks!  After they wore poor Famous out with their threesome; Bama, Famous and their virgin drove up happy to have a beer and a cigarette.  Just Kelley tried to get into the act by using the ever popular pick up line “You look pretty damn hot for white trash” on Seize Her Salad.  Results were not available at press time. 

We decided to cranium back to the start.  Whiney took several of the pack on a non sanctioned extended trail because he said he needed more miles all the while neglecting to tell the others he never ran the first part.  Once back at the starting parking lot we were happily reunited with 2FC and every one sang Oh Canada in his honor.  The culmination of circle was the awarding of hash shit to Haley’s Comet for losing shoes AND socks in the shoe sucking mud.   Circle broke up and any stories from the on after are going to have to be made up by someone else. 

All in all just another shitty trail!



If you like Ho-Lateral Damage, then you're gonna love this hash! Opting for the Eagle trail will take you through the dark (and not so dry) corners of Kinloch, Cool Valley, Berkeley and Bel-Ridge. A change of shoes and a light is recommended, unless of course the temperature does not allow liquid to form in the days leading up to it. There is a Turkey option as well, which will be walker, although maybe not Lazy Ass, friendly.

As for Ho-Lateral, there will be a very special photo opp spot sure to warm the cockles of the heart of the man himself when he views the evidence as he is fed grapes by his Korean harem on distant shores.

Meet at: Vatterott College - Parking Lot, 8580 Evans Avenue, Berkeley, MO (If they boot us out, there is a big construction parking lot next door.)

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****The area we have chosen to start the hash has a lot of construction going on. Great for getting your shoes muddy, but not so good for updated google maps.

Please take note: To get to the start in the parking lot of Vatterott College, exit Highway 70 at Hanley Rd and go North. The first street on your right will be Evans Ave. Make a right on Evans. Vatterott will be one block down on the right. Make a right and look for hashers in the parking lot.

If you get lost, call Disco Ass - 636-328-7041

On After Location: Yesterday's Bar and Grill (Great big burgers, food until 10:30, cheap beer) - 4412 Woodson Road, St Louis, MO 63134-3702

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