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Wednesday 08/12/2009 #803

Full Service, Pornogenic & SoSo @ Ladue/Creve Coeur

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Pornogenic, Full Service A$$ Station, and Strap On Strap Off present....the High Falutin' Hash

Ever wanted to mingle with the "in" crowd? Dream of being from the "right side of the tracks"? Fantasize about living in a spacious mansion with a wait staff to serve your every whim?

Well, good luck with all that, you classist wank.

But if you're interested in running/walking/drinking in very close proximity to the lifestyles of the St. Louis rich and famous, come out Wednesday, August 12th -- dressed in your hashing best (e.g. feather boa, tiara, bow tie, top hats, pipes, smoking jackets, and, of course, shirts displaying vulgar phrases) -- to the Big Hump "High Falu-tin'" hash!

Whistles - yes, but don't blow them unless it's an emergency -- rich folk don't like loud noise.

Flashlights - If you expect to get lost or burgle someone's home, yes.

Walker Trail - Sure. Just make sure you wear your Gucci exersize ensemble, iPod, sunglasses, and have the "speedwalk"-hip-swing move down so the cops just think you're some soccer mom whose treadmill is in the shop.....

Wheel/Dog-friendly - for the most part. But you'd best have gold rims and dogs no bigger than you can fit in your handbag.

....and don't leave home without your Platinum American Express!!!

Circle:
Bierne Park
Creve Coeur, MO

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Directions:
From the West:
Get to Highway 40 heading East.
Take 40 East to Spoede Road exit going North
Take N. Spoede to Country View Drive (NOTE: The street comes up on you fast, and there is a "NO OUTLET" sign next to the street sign)
Turn Right onto Country View Drive
Follow Country View around until you reach Bierne Park, on the right. Park in the parking lot and look for hashers.

From the North:
Get to Highway 270.
Take 270 South to Olive Road exit going East
Take Olive headed East to Spoede Road
Turn Right on Spoede Road
Take Spoede headed South to Country View Drive (NOTE: The street comes up on you fast, and there is a "NO OUTLET" sign next to the street sign)
Turn Left onto Country View Drive
Follow Country View around until you reach Bierne Park, on the right. Park in the parking lot and look for hashers.

From the South:
Get to Highway 270.
Take 270 North to Highway 40 heading East
Take 40 East to Spoede Road exit going North
Take N. Spoede to Country View Drive (NOTE: The street comes up on you fast, and there is a "NO OUTLET" sign next to the street sign)
Turn Right onto Country View Drive
Follow Country View around until you reach Bierne Park, on the right. Park in the parking lot and look for hashers.

From the East:
Get to Highway 40 headed West (yes, I know it's a pain. C'est la vie).
Take Highway 40 West to Spoede Road exit going North
Take N. Spoede to Country View Drive (NOTE: The street comes up on you fast, and there is a "NO OUTLET" sign next to the street sign)
Turn Right onto Country View Drive
Follow Country View around until you reach Bierne Park, on the right. Park in the parking lot and look for hashers.

On-after: Growler's Pub, 763 Old Ballas Road, St. Louis, MO 63141

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