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Wednesday 07/15/2009 #797

Whiney Beeotch & LockNut Monster @ 3rd Annual (anniversary of the) Record Breaker Hash!

Hash Trash:

As I write this, I'm suffering from the festivities of the previous evening and this is my first shot at "hash trash" so I apologize in advance for the many things I may have missed.

Last night's trail was set upon the bucolic surroundings of Forest Park. With a group as large as we had last night, circle took a bit longer than usual. By my watch we didn't set off to the trail until 8:15 pm. The first beer stop was at the top of Art Hill. The distance from the starting point was just enough to work up a sweat. After beer stop #1, we got into our first shiggy. Out there somewhere in that forest is my damn pair of black Rayban's that fell off my head when I stumbled over a rotten tree. I didn't notice they were gone until much later.

Beer stop #2 was outside of Forest Park; don't ask me where because I'm from Illinois and I was completely lost by that time.
We had one naming last night. Just Claire became "Lick my Grass Hole". She was running while chugging red wine from a bottle. That's hardcore in my book. She also had fun rolling down Art Hill at the first beer stop.

I heard that we had around seventy people out for the hash last night. Did we break the record? I think that is yet to be determined.

The on after was at Mike Talanya's where we were treated to cheap beer, pizza and karaoke.
One of the highlights was Rudy singing his version of The Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

The hares were Locknut and Whiney Bitch. Shitty trail, shitty hares.


Directions:

Here are the basics:

+ Eagle and Turkey Trails through and around Forest Park, the largest city park
(2 square miles or 1,280 acres) next to New York's Central Park.

+This is the anniversary of the first record breaking Hash 2 years ago, so . . . EVERYONE BRING 1 TO 3 FRIENDS TO BREAK ANOTHER RECORD!

+ Great weather expected, so wear less clothes

+ Beer Meisters, Please Bring All Your Beer...We will drink it now or next week

Circle Address: Forest Park Parking Lot (southwest corner) east of the tennis courts
Intersection of Grand Dr. and Cricket Dr.

Metrolink: Forest Park Station; 250 De Baliviere Ave., about 1/2 mile north of parking lot.

Walker/Wheel/Dog Friendly: Turkey/Eagle trails

Shiggy: As much as possible. After all, it is Forest Park.

Map Link:


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Directions: There are lots of ways to get there, but none of them easy with 40/64 out.

From NORTH COUNTY: Take I-270 to I-170 South to (exit 1E) Forest Park Pkwy, right at DeBaliviere Ave, left at Lindell Blvd, right on Cricket Dr, right on Grand St, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From DOWNTOWN: Take I-64W to (exit 38A) Forest Park Ave toward Grand Blvd, exit toward Union Blvd, sharp left at Union Blvd, right at Grand Dr, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From SOUTH CITY: Take I-55N to (exit 207B) I-44W to (exit 287B-A) Vandeventer Ave toward Kingshighway, slight right at McRee Ave (signs for Kingshighway), right on S.Kingshighway Blvd,
left at W. Pine Blvd, left at Grand Dr, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From SOUTH COUNTY - Sunset Hills/Kirkwood: Take I-44E to (exit 287A) S.Kingshighway Blvd, left at W. Pine Blvd, left at Grand Dr, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From Edwardsville: Take I-270 toward St. Charles to (exit 7A) I-255 South to (exit 25B) I-55S/I-70W to PSB and continue on I-64W to (exit 38A) Forest Park Ave toward Grand Blvd, exit toward Union Blvd, sharp left at Union Blvd, right at Grand Dr, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From Bellevegas: Take I-64W to PSB and continue on I-64W to (exit 38A) Forest Park Ave toward Grand Blvd, exit toward Union Blvd, sharp left at Union Blvd, right at Grand Dr, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

From St. Charles: Take I-70 East to (exit 238B) I-170 South to (exit 1E) Forest Park Pkwy, right at DeBaliviere Ave, left at Lindell Blvd, right on Cricket Dr, right on Grand St, left on Cricket Dr, and right into the parking lot, and go to the end by the tennis courts.

On-After:
Mike Talayna's Juke Box
1115 Hampton Ave (corner of Berthold Ave.)
St. Louis, MO 63139

KARAOKE=$1.50 Longnecks till mid-night
KARAOKE KARAOKE KARAOKE KARAOKE

Call Winey @ 314.662.4353 or LockNut @ 314-644-0838 if you get lost.

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