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Saturday 02/28/2009 #768

Frankie TDTPE @ South County/Afftonish

Hash Trash:

Frankie rolls up with muddy shoes and jeans, jeans? He's haring in jeans. Great. This is going to be a rough hash.

Luckily Toxic, Frankie and I had some great beers to share until the rest of the pack shows up.

Ricky joined us sporting a very fashion friendly outfit, which I'll leave to the pictures to describe.

Full Service and Locknut brought some more beer, thank god. We were up to 6 people and only 60 beers!

Derelict once again graced us with his presence and we thanked him by giving him a small number, both in attendance and in Fahrenheit.

Glady showed up, and I'm not sure why, but he started right in with describing how G-Spot's tights were causing a mushroom to appear in his pants. That, my friends, was all the nominations we needed.

Whiney showed up in a 'boss' sweater and jeans announcing that he was going to walk. Yeah...right.

Lizzardo snuck in at the last minute so he didn't have to stand around in the cold drinking good beer.

The circle was up, the hare was blessed, the grope was shot and the hare was away. The pack followed 12, exactly 12 minutes later and promptly found ourselves in some thick muddy shiggy not rare in these parts. We came to a check at the top of a cliff...as most of us looked for a way down, I heard, back up, back up...and there was Glady, flying through the air. He landed dryly in the creek bed, and then said 'ouch'.

So we continued to look for another way down. We came across a shack that was suitable for the hobo hash, this place had everything, a stove, a sink and a master bath that looked like something out of Extreme Home Makeover. (8/7 central Sundays on ABC)

After we emerged from the shiggy, we hash halted to 'make sure noone died' and surprisingly nobody did. The trail followed some back roads and wound our way into the upper portion of Clydesdale park where we found the BN. A cooler full of Stag and Beast Light...thank god. I was getting tired of all the good beer.

As we enjoyed our beer stop, out of nowhere we see Damage running our way. apparently he was lucky and found some prelaid marks on the 2nd half of trail. That SOB is lucky he didn't have to trudge through all of that crazy shiggy.

Skip ahead to circle. Glady got the particulars out of the way, and then the downward spiral began. All kinds of punishment and awards were handed out. Some where even punishments for receiving an award. And others were awards for being punished. Alas after a couple of hours even the RA lost track and gracefully let us swing low before anyone froze any extremities.

I headed home to warm up while other folks headed down to Hesslers, I'm sure that the clown car full of midgets showed up right after I left too....damn it. And I'm not even talking about SO (clap clap) SO.

I shoulda hung out man.

On GDR! ON

Cliff BangHer




Directions:

Address: 10500 Tesshire Dr, St. Louis, MO 63123 - meet up at the Parking lot next to Grant's Trail

Metrolink: Shrewsburry stop is 6 or 7 miles away

Walker/Wheel/Stroller/Dog friendly: A pavement pounding walking map will be provided upon request

Shiggy or flashlight: No flashlight unless you fall in a sinkhole, but shiggy in the area has been confirmed.

Map Link:


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Directions:

From NORTH/Florissant/Edwardsville: From 270-W - Take exit 2 for State Hwy 21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for MO-21 N. Turn left at MO-21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Turn left at Green Park Rd (There is a stop light here). Turn right on Tesshire Dr. Turn right into Parking Lot at Grant's Trail. Look for hashers.

From EAST/Downtown/Bellevegas: From 55-S - Take exit 199 for Reavis Barracks Rd. Turn right at Reavis Barracks Rd . Continue on MacKenzie Rd. Turn left at Reavis Rd. Turn left at MO-21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Turn right onto Tesshire Dr. Turn left into parking lot at Grant's Trail. Look for hashers.

From SOUTH/Sunset Hills: From 270-N - Take exit 2 for State Hwy 21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Turn right at MO-21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Turn left at Green Park Rd (There is a stop light here). Turn right on Tesshire Dr. Turn right into Parking Lot at Grant's Trail. Look for hashers.

From CENTRAL/Clayton/U. City: Head south on S Hanley Rd toward Bemis Way. Continue straight to stay on S Hanley Rd. Slight right at N Laclede Station Rd. Turn left at S Rock Hill Rd. Continue on MO-21/Tesson Ferry Rd. Turn right onto Tesshire Dr. Turn left into parking lot at Grant's Trail. Look for hashers.

On After: Hessler's Pub
11804 Tesson Ferry Rd, Saint Louis, MO 63128 - (314) 842-4050

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