I wrote down
lots of funny things that happened, but we pre-lubed at the snack bar and I
can't really read my writing…here are the highlights:
Just Tim was
interrogated and named Tic Cock Bloody Clock, and henceforth, if you say it
incorrectly, you will be punished…er, rewarded with Down Downs.
Dumpster and Ricky's Crab Shack set a very careful and craftily executed trail
around Forest Park. It was the shortest and longest run ever. The racists who
took the eagle tail kept us waiting for at least two hours at the beer stop,
and Ricky's Crab Shack yelled at us for running the turkey the trail.
Apparently we were supposed to walk it? I heard the eagles got into a sword
fight on trail, during the circle jerk around the Art museum, but I wasn't
there, so I dunno.
two hours we waited at the beer stop, we checked out the dinosaurs. One of them
was very horny. We huddled for warmth and crabbed about the cold, drank more
beer and planned a mutiny. Right about then, the hares told us to take off and
get circle warmed up for them.
down the bike path and after GladHeAter, Just Cameron was FRB into circle, JC
probably would have tried harder if he was old enough to drink the beer. After
waiting another two hours in the freezing cold for the hares and racists to get
back, we starting looking for ways to keep warm. We couldn't find any blow jobs
on trail, so everyone paired up in their cars to stay busy until the runners
returned. We tried for the Guinness World record, but were only able to fit 4
people in BA's truck. I must admit, I left for more plush accommodations when
Sexorcist offered his heated seats. 2 Fuck Canuck went to work his Canadian
magic on the jailbait around the fire pit at the skating rink.
the hares and missing hounds returned and we had circle. The virgins told jokes
and showed hidden body parts and Gladdy kept walking in front of my camera
every time I tried to take a picture. Ricky's Crab Shack and Locknut Monster
received 10 run bands for their 100 runs. Copped and Fingered received the
Hashit, but I don't remember for what. Then we went to the snack bar and stole
beer, appetizers and party favors.
I think OCD
enjoyed having her cherry popped…
O.C.D.'s virgin lay!! It's about time we popped that cherry. You don't want to miss this, it's likely to be a gusher! Bring your own handi-wipes cuz she doesn't share hers.
It's New Years Eve! Time to party like it's 10 years after 1999! Don't worry, Prince may be 10 years older, but he's still a skinny, freaky, talented musician. In honor of this, let's all wear PURPLE. Prince's favorite color. The color of lips and nipples in the cold. The color of one-eyed willy's shiny helmet. One of the 3 colors of Mardi Gras, which after this hash is only 30 days away!
Speaking of Mardi Gras ...since so many hashers slipped on the ice at last year's Mardi Gras and broke various body parts, we're going to do a New Years Eve trail in Forest Park with the on-after to be at Steinberg Ice Rink. That's right...get your buzz on and then your skates and slip/slide (fall/break) your way into the New Year. We will have an actual running trail as usual (this is not a pub crawl) and Steinberg is offering a package deal that night for $23. It includes: skating, skate rental (if needed), appetizer buffet, party favors, hot chocolate, soda and BEER!!! That seems like a pretty good deal to me. If you don't want to skate, you don't have to buy the package and then it will just be like any other on-after, pay on your own.
We have no way of knowing how crowded it will be since it is open to the public. But, it is a family-friendly venue...so if you can't get a sitter, there's no excuse to not come hash...you can bring the rug rats. We'll park in the Steinberg lot, but circle up somewhere out in the park near there. That way we should all get a parking space. It's a central location and there are plenty of people who live near downtown, so that if you need a place to crash that night you can probably find one.
Directions: 400 Jefferson Drive St. Louis, MO 63110 (314) 367-Rink ....it's the east end of the park, just off Hospital Drive.
From the east side, take hwy 40 to Kingshighway North, turn left at the 1st stop light onto Hospital Drive, then a right onto Jefferson, follow the sign for Steinberg Rink.
From the west ...well I'm sure everyone knows how to get to Forest Park, and figure out how to get there without using 40 between Kingshighway and I-170
walker trail: um, sure ...why not, Forest Park is a lovely place to go for a walk
dog friendly: um, no...even though dogs on ice are usually pretty funny, they don't allow them into the rink area
wheel friendly: sure...though not likely on the ice itself (see dog friendly above)
If you get lost, need directions, have questions or just want to talk dirty, call Ricky's Crab Shack at 618-972-4900. He might even answer. DoMyButt!!
Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999