First off forgive me…I am a newbie and I have HDHD. So I probably will forget most stuff that happened last night because my attention only last for only a couple minutes at a time….add beer and it is shorter.
The theme for this hash was great. PJ’s theme rocked since PJ’s happen to be the most comfortable thing to wear! There were some outfits. There was OCD in her grandma’s MooMoo, Postage Tramp in a Teal Sportbra and bunny slippers and GladHeAteHer in Harlem Globetrotters Uniform (how that is PJ related is beyond me…but whatever..LOL). OH and then there was LockNut…I will get back to him later!!!
Trouble started last night before we even started circle. The mean lady from the Sweat Shop decided she didn’t like us so much. I believe she wasn’t happy that we were having fun and she wasn’t. She showed up and started to call the cops. PMS spoke to her and then she left….NOT for good. GladHeAteHer started circle soon afterwards but soon to be interrupted by the Party Pooper/Mean Lady from the Sweat Shop. This the same time I decided it was ok to talk about this lady and walk into the circle. Little did I know that at the same time GladHeAteHer was asking for volunteers to write the Hash Trash (or as I thought it was called Hash Shit). I learned my lesson don’t talk or walk into circle. Anyway back to the circle…. The Party Pooper/Mean Lady told PMS that we had to move our circle down to the other side of the parking lot. Soon a caravan of cars traveled to the other side. The normal stuff went down in circle. The hares Rudolph, PMS,
and Jack Rabbit took off. The rest of us followed.
As we ran down
We take off again. Soon we hit Dale and McCausland. We have people on every corner trying to figure out which way to go. We had only ONE smart individual at this time. At it was Celery. She didn’t even try to figure out which way to go…she let everyone else do the work. She found her own personal Tricycle and decided to play while everyone else figures out the way. Smart girl!!
Ok so off we go down the huge hill and up a huge hill. Neighbors were coming out of their house and yelling. We don’t care until one lady yells that she has beer. Did anyone stop to grab a cold one?
Finally everyone is sweaty and we make it to the beer stop. Are we missing some people? Why yes we are missing GladHeAteHer and a virgin. Do we going looking for them….Oh no….. we keep drinking. Sorry the beer tasted good and cold.
After a much needed beer or two we were off again. We finally make it to the circle again. Still missing GladHeAteHer, a virgin, and a guy with Got Beer pj’s on were still missing. Should we look for them…nope we want beer and chips. They come rolling in about ten minutes late.
Here is the low down of the circle….Hares besides Rudolph got lost on their own trail so they received Hash Shit. Just Julie got her ten run headband. Ok…that is all I remember because my HDHD and beer do not mix well. Someone help me on this part. Things got a little fuzzy for me..
I am missing a lot of stuff so please add more! I promise never to do hash trash again!!
Over all shitty trail and a shitty Hash Trash…OH and the award for best PJ’s goes to OCD!!!
Remember people don’t slip n’ shit!
Venue: Yes, this is a theme hash. Wear your favorite pj's/lingerie. This time there won't be any shiggy at all.
Metro Link Station: Within about 2 miles, run to the circle if you're up for it.
Wheel/Stroller/Dog friendly: We’ll provide a map/walkers trail to the beerstop.
MAP LINK HERE
Address: 6746 Manchester Road, St. Louis, MO 63139
BelleVegas: Take the ramp on the left onto I-55 S/
Eville: Merge onto I-270 W via the ramp to St Charles. Take exit 7A for I-255 S toward Memphis. Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-255 S and merge onto I-255 S. Take exit 25B to merge onto I-55 S/
Downtown St. Louis: Merge onto I-64 W/
North St. Louis (Florissant): Take the ramp on the left onto I-270 W. Take exit 26A to merge onto I-170 S toward Clayton. Turn left at Eager Rd. Slight left to stay on Eager Rd. Take the ramp onto I-64 E/
South (Sunset Hills): Turn right to merge onto I-44 E. Take exit 284A for Jamieson Ave. Turn left at Jamieson Ave. Turn left at Arsenal St. Turn right at McCausland Ave. Turn right at Manchester Ave. There will be a car dealership on your right, turn LEFT into the parking lot (before you get to the dealership) and look for hashers.
West (St. Charles): Merge onto I-70 E. Take exit 238B to merge onto I-170 S toward Clayton. Turn left at Eager Rd. Slight left to stay on Eager Rd. Take the ramp onto I-64 E/
On-After: Cusumano's - Cusumano's
If you get lost or need further assistance, please contact F( )ck Me Rudolph at 314-971-1159, Jack Rabbit Slim at 314-210-1363 or PMS at 314-221-5411.