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Saturday 02/23/2008 #687

Bama Mate & Just Shirley & Burning Asshole @ Brentwood Area - Come Out And Wish JS & BA a Happy Birthday!

Hash Trash:

The hash started as most hashes do, me lost calling the hare. Bama’s grand plan for avoiding Po Po backfired until Burning Asshole was sent off as sacrificial virgin to direct traffic, deter Po Po, and offer much needed *job* assistance. A good thing too, turns out Cliffy took full advantage and got his *job* early and often.


Apparently word got out that Bama might be involved and a goodly portion of the pack, cough Pornogenic and Red faced pink slip, showed up in civilian attire. Clearly they were in trouble.


At 26 miles the hash was promised to be a glorious test of endurance, length and mental fortitude. Our hares were masters of the run, primed machines that were prepared to make the pack quiver in exhaustion. They left and we got Bama, Just Shirley, and BA instead.


4 beers and a shot in I seem to recall something about a Just’s adventure on a certain marathon. Why bore the readers with a tale of green pea soup, poison oak err leaves, lack of foresight, and his thumb….. eww. To protect his identity lets call him Just Dougg.


So the hares set out, trailing blood and red anthrax, expertly telling us to turn around and “don’t peek”…


The first 13 miles I must have blacked out, it was almost as if I was teleported to Maggiano's after only 10 or so blocks. Most hashers did not partake of the bathrooms, if you had you might have gotten an embroidered hand towel too of which I snuggly cherish.


The latter half of the 13 miles consisted of run 3 blocks, salt lick beer stop, run 3 blocks, car beer stop, run 3 blocks, bar beer stop. That just might have been the best hash run we’ve ever had.


Cliffy quickly set us into circle when the pack arrived in full. The rest is a blur, something about Bama having mostacolli, chex mix, Double Ds, pool, Canuck mackin on chicks, Shirley having hot friends, pool, debauchery, and Famous laying out most of the grub. Look at the pictures and leave me alone. I got a hangover.





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Wheelchair Friendly: Probably. 
Walker Trail: Pretty much the whole trail. 
Metrolink:  Brentwood Station is a little over half mile away. 

Start:  Well concealed area next to the Hwy 40 construction area. Ample street parking. 
BRING:  EXTRA MONEY & ID (and a small appetizer for the on after??)

NOTE:  This hash will be in Honor of Just Shirley (She really needs a name) and Burning A$$hole's birthdays!  Be prepared for a 26.398 mile trail with only one stop that will have nothing but water.  Remember, ALWAYS, trust the hare, they NEVER lie!!! You may wear civilian clothes for this hash, if you so choose.  Might want to bring a change of shoes/socks and extra deoderant.  We don't want to hang out with no stinkies at the on after.

ON AFTER - Special on after at Double D's, Double secret.  Bring a small finger food appetizer (if you can), to help celebrate what's their names birthdays, as Double d's does not have food (well, they have pizza).  Come and sample some of Bama Mate's famous Mostacolli.

Google Map Link

From IL:  Take 40/64 West. Take the Hanley Road exit (32B) and head south. Get in right lane and turn onto Eager Road. Stay on Eager Road and cross over Brentwood Blvd. Continue on Eager for 0.2 mile and look for hashers. Plenty of street parking.

From MO:  You’re smart. Figure it out. Get to Brentwood Blvd. Turn west onto Eager Road for 0.2 mile and look for hashers. 


 ON AFTER:  Double D Lounge, 2219 South Brentwood Blvd., St. Louis, MO 63144


On On AFTER AFTER:  Nadines Gin Bar Soulard, to celebrate Cum It Out and Fuck Me Pumps Birthdays too!  (Although their wankin asses better be at the hash!)

If you get lost, have problems or just want to talk, call Bama @ 618-593-4175 or Burning A$$hole @ 314-422-9385

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