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Saturday 12/22/2007 #673

St. Auggie Boy & Dick Smoker @ Christmas Eve Eve Hash, Pub Crawl & Gift Exchange

Hash Trash:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, blah, blah, blah, twelve hashers pubbing (St. Auggie Boy, CliffBangHer, Duzzy Cum, Dick Smoker, Liquor/Poker, Headcheese, GladHeAteHer, 2 F*ck Canuck, Numb Buns, Help Me I'm Wet, G Spot, Sticky Fingers, and Just Dash) met in beauteous Valley Park to partake of pre-holiday cheer. After a brief and uninformative chalk talk, hares StAB and DS led the pack (minus Just Dash, who was imprisoned in the car for the duration of the evening) on a grueling trek across the parking lot through mediocre shiggy to Donahue's, where a number of pitchers were consumed. Gladdy gleefully swilled the last drops of combined beer and spit, photographed his crotch, and then the pack was off again.

More mud, more rain, more beer, this time at Shooter's 141, fortuitously located within shouting distance of the Christian Science Reading Room. 2FC graciously snagged a copy of some of the fine literature from the reading room for the edification of the pack. The hashers were joined by late-cummers Postage Tramp and PMS, who were both sporting the ever-popular "Santa's balls are attached by giant springs" style of cranium gear. There was much grumbling in the pack about rain and the lack of checks of any kind. To compensate for the latter, Numb Buns provided a "secret" chick check in the bar while claiming that she was "cocksided." The majority of the pack was off again, to be joined eventually by yours truly, rescued from being left behind in the ladies room by 2FC and L/P.

We set off to find the pack, guided by Cliff, whose sense of direction and ability to follow sign are legendary. After a hike of what seemed like 40 miles in the pouring rain, we ended up at Meremac Jack's, site of the on-after. We picked up later late-cummer LockNut Monster, saw Strap On (clap, clap) Strap Off in her finest Mary Poppins attire, and then headed back the way we had cum. We managed to find the circle, which was (as advertised, Cliff) cleverly hidden under a bridge. We slid down a muddy embankment on our asses and joined the rest of the pack. There we were treated to a number of hashers "watering" a Christmas tree, StAB reading a fine piece of poetry, and a circle that RAN OUT OF BEER. Sweet. The hash adjourned to the on-after, where many tasteful and festive gifts were exchanged. Hard to say which gift was better: Duzzy's green fuzzy dick/balls/wooden shoe combo, or Cliff's "Low Rider-esque" froggy.

Respectfully and tardily submitted,
Sticky Fingers

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a hasher was stirring, because they were all souced.
The stockings were hung by the chiminey with care,
But they did not hold beer, so who the fuck cared.
When out of the lawn arose such a clatter,
I jumped off my wife, to see St. Auggie on a ladder.
His face was plump, his cheeks red like a beet,
That's probably because, he was beating his meat.
I invited him in and he gave me some beer,
I pointed to my wife and gave him the all clear.
He jumped onto my wife and started pounding away,
He said, "This sure beats fucking the reindeer hitched to my sleigh!"
He gave his last thrust and pulled off his mitts
Then he proceeded to cum all over my wife's tits.
He gave me some more beer and my wife a wet kiss,
Then off to the bathroom for one final piss.
Out through the window he off to his sleigh,
As quick as a flash, he was flying away. 
There was cum on my wife, but I had plenty of beer
So I shouted out the window, "Let's do this again next year"
 
So raise your glasses hashers and let ouit a cheer
For when Auggie is around, there will always be BEER
 
On On
St. Auggie's Boy


Directions:

Come spread some Christmas beer to all the bad hashers.  In this holy season, learn how Auggie's Boy earned his sainthood. 

 

THIS WILL BE THE Christmas Eve Eve Pub Crawl & Gift Exchange.  Bring a unisex gift.

 

Bring Cash for the many pub stops.

 

Walker Trail:  YES

Metro Link:  NO

 

Directions:

 

From the West (270) take 40/64 West to Hwy 141 South..  Take 141 South to Marshall Road.  Turn left onto Marshall Road and make an immediate right into Meramac Valley Plaza.  Look for Hashers.


From the East:  Take I64 West to Hwy 141.  , Take 141 South to Marshall Road.  Turn left onto Marshall and make an immediate right into Meramec Valley Plaza.  Look for Hashers.


From the South: Take 44 West to Hwy 141.  Cranium North to Marshall Road.  Make a right onto Marshall and another right into Meramec Valley Plaza.  Look for hashers.


From the North, Feed reindeer.  Drink a beer.  Hitch reindeer to sleigh or sleigh to reindeer.  either way, drink another beer.  Put on Red suit and drink another beer.  Load your cooler of beer into the sleigh for all the bad hashers.  Okay, forget the hashers, drink them all yourself.  It is a long trip.  Tell the reindeer you want to go the the St. Auggie's Boy & Dick Smoker's Christmas hash and gift X-change.  They will know where to go.  They ALWAYS know.  If your reindeer have the night off.  Take 170 or 270 to I-64.  Take 64 West to Hwy 141.  Take 141 South to Marshall Road.  Turn left onto Marshall and make an immediate right into Meramec Valley Plaza.  Look for Hashers.

 

On After and gift X-Change will be at:

 

Meremac Jack's, 100 St. Louis Avenue, Valley Park, MO  63088      636-529-0800

 

Incase you get lost, or need further direction, contact Bama Mate (618)593-4175.


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