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Saturday 11/24/2007 #667

The Mystery Hares - Can you guess who it will be? @ Hazelwood/Florissant Area

Hash Trash:

With my Thanksgiving Day hangover just about gone, it was time once again to set out to find the start of Saturday's trail. Luckily I had the good sense to not check the directions until seconds before leaving for the hash. Our good hareraiser had updated the web directions (thank you!).

I walked into the on-after and found a bunch of hashers enjoying a pre-hash beer in the warmth of The REAL Classics. Trying to convince them to cum outside for circle was a difficult task until we lured them outside with the promise of down-downs and good beer (liar).

Meta opened the circle and brought the mystery hares (bama and famous so far). Have BOB brought some virgins so Bama had to "do this right". After a blessing and a grope, the hares were away with a 3 minute cranium start? What? We gave them about enough time to finish our beers and we were on out.

Down the hill and immediately to a chick check. Thank you God! If you were there, you know what I mean. And then on to the Chili stop at Shenanigans. If you haven't been to this bar...by all means you must give it a visit. The Guinness pitchers are the same price as every other pitcher.

PMS showed up right before we were on out...Postage, does she always come late? Speaking of Postage, he went out for a run instead of hitting the beer stop. Racist.

Trail was probably the most complicated one I've been on in months. Checks after checks, whichy ways, Check backs. I don't know how we made the next Beer Stop. Oh, we just went down the street...that's right.

Down to Mack's, where we fit right in. Nelly's bar is a lot of fun and it just so happened that his Mom was there. Pornogenic gave her a smack on the butt and she bought us all homemade chips. Those hit the spot. The last mystery hare showed up (Postage) and both him and Famous finished the last section of trail. But since it was getting late and some hashers wanted to get back to watch the MU KU game, we just zenned back.

Oh wait! We had just thought of some good questions to ask Just Mindy, so we throughly interrogated her. Is that what it's called on the north side? We were all up 'n dat bitches grill.

Which brought a valid question. If a Hare sets trail and nobody follows...is it still a trail?

I think it does, because if one Hare gets hashshit, all hares get hashshit. But before we did that we honored our virgins. 2 young military types...DOWN HARRIETTES! And 2 friends of Bama. DOWN BAMA! She did her best trying to get her to flash, but alas it wouldn't happen.

We then brought in our newest 200 runner into the circle Pornogenic! Great job. We presented her with her $2000 bag and she was less than impressed. I think the words "this is all I fucking get?!?" were uttered.

Now on to name Just Mindy who after much questioning revealed some unspeakable acts that she would NEVER do again. From now on, until we decide to change it, Just Mindy will be known as Strap On, (clap clap) Strap Off. Congrats!

I left bar before the end of the game, so I don't really know what happened...anyone care to elaborate?

On On,

Cliff BangHer

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Directions:

These are UPDATED DIRECTIONS

Classic Bar & Grill
6186 Howdershell Rd
Hazelwood, MO 63042

(314) 731-1008

 

FROM DOWNTOWN:
Take I70 West to I170 North
Take I270 West.  EXIT Right (north)
@ Howdershell Road.
Classsics is on the right.

 

FROM I270 & 40:
Go NOrth on I270.
Exit @ Howdershell North (right)
Classics is on the Right

 

On after still at Classics.

 

If you get lost call (618)593-4175


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