Keyless Entry, Keyless Entry, Keyless Entry…..Keyless said she loves to read trash when she sees her name mentioned, so I put it right up front so it shows up on the front page. Man, I’m clever.
The number 666 has ominous overtones for those who choose to believe Old Testament mythology. It is the mark of the beast, emblazoned on the son of Satan himself. So to celebrate, the
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We left the beer stop shortly after and immediately lost trail. With enough inside knowledge, we decided to zen to the second beer stop at the other end of Soulard. It was good to warm up for a while and sing a rowdy hash song to the other bar patrons. Downing our beers and zipping back up, we headed out with no intention whatsoever of following what was left of trail back to the on-in because everyone knew how to get back the 6 blocks to it. Good thing too,
Huddling for warmth, we down-downed for all the usual fun things. It was a little too cold for our virgin Just …errr, shit what was her name? to show us a voluptuous hidden body part (I call them round mounds of pleasure) but promised to do so at a later time. Don’t make promises you can’t keep dear, we WILL hold you to that.
I can’t remember accusations, pints of lager or hashshit nominations because I was too busy shivering. I remember Dribble plungering up one of the hashshits. Oh well, I have to finish baking a pie anyway, so I’ll keep it short.
We moved the on-after to Tip Top because D’s Place was full of yuppies. On-afters 4 blocks from your house are a good thing. We need to name Just Mindy soon…I got some good intel on her at the bar.
Happy Thanksgiving wankers, and buy a real Christmas tree!
Ricky’s Crab Shack
Location: Soulard/Benton Park
Meet at the corner of Victor and 9th (715 Victor) We'll circle in a school parking lot. We probably should park on the street.
Walker map available.
Metro Link - No
Two beer stops bring money and an ID
From the south: Take 55 north to the South Broadway exit near the brewery. Take S. Broadway to Sidney, turn left go one block and turn right on 9th, go one block to Victor.
From the west: Take 64 to the 14th street exit, turn right at the end of the ramp. Take 14th to Chouteau, turn left. Take Chouteau to 7th street and turn right. Take 7th to Victor and turn right. Go one block to 9th.
From IL or the north. Take 55 south out of downtown STL. Take the 7th street exit and turn left at the end of the ramp. Take 7th to Victor and turn right. Go one block to 9th.
On After - D's Place 900 Barton (Corner of Barton and 9th - one block north of the circle. $2 longnecks.)
On After After - Thanksgiving Day Hash at Meta's 2222 Menard.
Incase you get lost, or need further direction, call the hare at 314-393-2072 with any questions.