Create Your Own Hash Trash
Fill in the blanks and you too can be a hash scribe. (Answers may be used multiple times.)
While summer continued to hang on the hash enjoyed the warm
temperatures and the cold ____. Hash
#656 convened in
Trail immediately took us behind a building and along a fence. Once we found the opening we ran through some ____. On the far side of the parking lot we found a ____. While the harriettes were checking Lock Nut Monster called On-On to the trailing members of the pack. Ho’lateral Damage did his best ____ impersonation by hollering at LNM, “Stop shouting On-On, you’re confusing the people checking.” We eventually found trail and ran down the ____ until we came to a BJ after 9 or 10 dots. Of course the pack cursed ____. Once we got our crap together we continued down the ____ until we came to another ____. Trail took off down a hill until it entered a ____. Luckily ____ had forewarned us to bring a ____ with us. We generally milled about until we determined that the trail went up a stream. After a ____ where ____ discovered another multiple dot BJ we entered the thorn and stick infested ____. If you thought we cursed ____ before you should have heard us now. As with everything in life all good things must come to an end and after what seemed like a full mile of ____ we exited the ____. Thankfully we were only a couple of hundred yards away from the beer stop and a well deserved ice cold ____.
After we had refreshed we continued on the second portion of the trail. We went up a hill and found a ___ at the top. The ____ quickly determined the correct direction and were on out. The rest of us followed and were thankful that through all of the ____, ____ and ____ the _____ had positioned us less than half a mile from the start. The pack straggled back in and we circled up. While in circle ____ were honored for a shitty trail. ____ and ____ drank for their usual crimes. The evening took an unexpected and welcome turn when ____ flashed those spectacular breastesses. We haven’t seen a gorgeous sight like that since, well, since ____ flashed last time. “
A) The hares
B) Whiney Bitch
G) Postage Tramp
K) Chick Check
L) Viper Snatch
N) Just Carrie
P) Dewey Sexual System
R) Burning Asshole
U) Nurse Hashshit
W) Cliff BangHer
Meet at the Best Buy in
Trail may contain any of the following. Beer and Shiggy, beer shiggy or shiggy and beer, beer shiggy. The hares are still not sure of the order. Trial should only be 3 to 4 miles, trust me… But really don’t worry about the shiggy it’s in Crestwood how bad could it be. It’s just going to be anther pavement pounding Mall crossing trail.
Hares: Duzzy, Fe Fe, and Dos Hixxies (virgin hare)
Metro stop: no but bring a flashlight!
Wheel friendly: yes, we will get you direction to the beer stop but bring a flashlight
If you got lost because you stopped and picked up a flashlight on the way, call (314) 503-3064.
From the west side 40/64 and 270 take 270 south to 44 take 44 east to the Lindbergh/Kirkwood road south or right. Take the first exit on Watson road and make a left on Watson. Go about 1.5 miles until you see the Schnucks/Best Buy Parking lot on the right across from
Illumination device is required.
If you read this far then you know to bring a flashlight already.
ON AFTER LOCATION: Malone’s Grill and Pub, 8742 Watson Road, Crestwood, MO 63119(314) 843-9904
Full kitchen is open till 10, and then they have appetizers till close. Miller Lite is $1.75 & house Margs are $2.95 all day. After 10, well drinks are $2, wine is $3, and bottle beer (everything but ML see above) is $2.