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Saturday 08/25/2007 #648

ICHY & PMS @ O'Fallon, MO

Hash Trash:

Big Hump HHH hash #648

 

This hash trash is brought to you in haiku.

 

August twenty five

A beautiful summer day

Perfect for hash

 

Kansas City MO?

It seemed we were close to it

Actually O’Fallon

 

One-eyed Willie, who?

It was our RA Postage

Poor guy, with bad eye

 

By the tick tock shop

We circled and met virgin

Hottie in pink, YES!

 

Hares I Cunt Hear You

And the affable Peemis

Two short Harriettes

 

“Flashlights” they warn us

“You might need them on trail”, but

It’s five PM, hmm

 

It’s bright and sunny

Why would we need flashlights now?

Forewarned is forearmed

 

Off we go and, lo!

A check back nine right away

That was really mean

 

Barking dogs greet us

Angry neighbors scowl and scorn

Pack splits, both On On?

 

Finally on true trail

Into the woods and the creek

What fun! Any more?

 

Alas, the tunnel

Long, stinky, small, and spiders

Crawling, burning thighs

 

Are we out of dark?

Wishing we were a Hobbit

Cliff found no manhole

 

At long last daylight

Short Harriettes had no prob

Damn short Harriettes

 

On in beer stop, Yea!

Bra comparing at table

Harriettes are fun

 

Pack away after Hares

Sidewalk stomping, hills climbing

Not for faint of heart

 

On in to circle

Cold beer, significant runs

Bawdy songs are sung

 

Justs Cody-Tara

What a fun couple they are

Constantly groping

 

Lazy Ass aptly named

His van entourage includes

Pulls Rank, Meta, more

 

Virgin Just Kristen

Nervous, could not tell her joke

ItCHY to rescue!

 

And then there’s Wo Wo

Missouri breathalyzer

Made in Japan, hee!

 

He’s Hashshit winner

Wonder if he’ll wear that shirt

At next fam event?

 

Swing low sweet chariot

It’s time to eat at On After

Ethyl’s, what odd name

 

Peemis steals sandwich

Jesus can’t go hashing cuz

Sand volleyball playing

 

It’s a long trek home

Hope we make it before dawn

Just a shitty trail

 

Respectfully Submitted,

Ricky’s Crab Shack

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