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Saturday 03/10/2007 #609

Fe-Fe & Bama Mate @ Millstadt, IL

Hash Trash:

You could almost bet their ass is was gonna be a fair weathered day when backsliders Wee Willie Winkie, Two Furlong Schlong, and Just Stacy showed up, among the rest of us which included 6 virgins.
 
After some funky chalk talk (it was in grass what can I say) Bama Mate and FeFe (the hares) lead us through all Milstadt had to offer which included the park, ball diamonds, grain elevators and some mild shiggy that probably had a couple of the virgins wondering WTF did I get myself into.
 
Along the way were 3 beer stops the last being an impromptu stop at FeFe's co-workers' house where we graciously accepted his offering of beers I ain't never heard of before.
 
Notes from circle:
 
- FRB honors went to Ass Backwards who was first to all the beer stops. I lost track of DFL, so I suppose that must have been everybody else.
 
- Significant runs down-downers were Ass Backwards, Cliff Bangher, Pees Like a Princess and Wee Willie Winkie.
 
- MudPacker had to leave circle abruptly to take a dump
 
- Bama Mata received hashshit for false shiggytizing
 
- Suppose I ought to mention I (Follow the Urine Trail) had the pleasure of
downing a beer out of my shoe cause one of my virgins didn't tell another virgin not to where new shoes
 
 
A big thank you goes out to Virgin Hasher Just Gary for hosting the on-after at his bachelor pad. Bama Mate got to play grill bitch we were served up BBQ with what I was reminded was the most incrediblest of hot sauces.
 
All in all it was just another shitty trail

Directions:

NOTE:  Bring a change of clothes/shoes.  This trail is not for the weak or the beautiful.  You will not get wet, dirty or muddy. 

We will meet in the Millstadt Municipal Park.

From MO/JB Bridge
Take I-255 E/US-50 E  
Take the exit onto IL-3 S toward Columbia 4.3 mi
Exit at IL-158 (east) toward Belleville 5.2 mi
Turn left at IL-163/N Jefferson Ave 0.2 mi
Turn Left on Legion Drive

From Belleville
Take IL-158 (west) towards Millstadt 7.3 mi
Turn right at IL-163/N Jefferson Ave 0.2 mi
Turn Left on Legion Drive

From Edwardsville
Take I-255 E/US-50 E  
Take the exit onto IL-3 S toward Columbia 4.3 mi
Exit at IL-158 (east) toward Belleville 5.2 mi
Turn left at IL-163/N Jefferson Ave 0.2 mi
Turn Left on Legion Drive

The on after is YTBD.

Incase you get lost or need further directions contact Bama Mate @ (618)593-4175.


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