Due to the cardinal game, hash # 578 started an uncharacteristic 30 minutes early.
Where the "F---" are the hares (Meta Arsehole and I Wanna Ryder). Why of course, sitting on their duffs, (in a cowardly way I might add) inside Molly's spared from the elements. To my surprise Dapper Sapper was bellied up to the bar along side them (are we ever gonna get rid of his ass). Lucky for the hares not that many "Justs" were to show that evening.
At circle Just Keith got quite the rise when he realized he was the only "Just" to show prior to the hares taking off, this Viagra effect lasted a short time due to the late arrival of Just Cassie (TBNL) on what was promised to be a marathon of a trail.
The trail took a turkey-eagle split about a block into the run. I guesstimate the eagle trail was maybe a mile, highlighted by one-time FRB Just Keith missing an unmistakable true trail arrow, I think he did it on purpose out of frustration from still just being a “Just”. Because of this yours truly received FRB honors.
The only thing I recall hearing about turkey trail was Lazy Ass commenting on a hash halt which must have seemed like an eternity considering he had five harriets all to himself.
The beer stop / on-in was on the 2nd floor of Molly’s where we had the luxury of having our very own bar/bartender who I’ll call Just Courtney if for nothing else, simply for having the fortune of being in our presence that evening. The 2nd floor was lacking a restroom, however nobody really paid it any mind unless they happened to be walking under the outdoor stairway.
During circle Lazy Ass was awarded his 25 cranium band, Just Cassie gave a rather PG version of the anointing process, I now propose a 10 drink minimum for future anointments.
Many thanks go out to Do My Butt for we now know every thing we would possibly want to know about Just Cassie (formally christened Hummers Para Libre moments later) with the exception of what color of underwear she would be wearing the next day and her favorite vegetable.
Just John made an appearance at the end.
All in all it was a shitty night for another shitty trail and, oh yeah, the game was rained out.