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Wednesday 03/26/2003 #303

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Hash Trash:

Who woulda thought PMS and Orgy Butter could set a live trail without getting lost or, worse yet, caught. Not only did they set a great trail, but PMS used her extensive telemarketer skills to harass the shit outta everybody to show up.

    Under the glow of Jupiter and a space station fly-by, the pack followed trail through the South County suburbs. We all crowded into PMS’ apartment for the first beer stop.  PMS and Orgy reminded us to lock up as they ran off to continue setting trail – big mistake! Most hashers have a short attention span when sober. After a few beers it’s almost non existent. That explains why the bathroom scale ended up in the refrigerator and several hashers appropriated PMS’ clothes. Hand Job looked lovely in a black pushup bra.

    The pack, in high spirits, arrived at the second beer stop just in time to replenish their growing thirsts. The walkers showed up a short while later with a case of White Castle Hamburgers. There’s nothing like greasy meat smothered in sautéed onions to put pep in your run!

    Everyone managed to run, walk or crawl back to the circle for songs and drinks under Postage Tramps delusions of grandeur. Blah, blah, blah.

    All-in-all, just another shitty trail.  

Ratgas

Location

South County

Temperature

50 Degrees

Conditions

Clear

Start

7:22 PM

1st Beer Stop

PMS’ Appartment/15 Minutes

2nd Beer Stop

Tail Gate/15 Minutes

Finish

8:50 PM

Running Time

58 minutes

Distance

3.5 miles

Circle

Postage/43 Minutes

On After

Hessler’s Pub

Down Downs

Criminal

Crime

PMS, Orgy Butter

Hares

Norman, Whiney, Hand Job

FRB

Dancing Queen, Just John

Birthday

Rat, Pussy, Witty, Madam Yuck, Hand Job, Suicidal

Barb Garb

Suicidal Tendencies

69 Runs

Norman, Hand Job, Madam Yuck

Formal Attire

Toxic, Madam Yuck, Running Nose, Butt Sucker, PC Porn, St Auggie’s

Sunday Clique

St Auggie’s Boy

Balloons On Trail

Butt Sucker, St Auggie’s Boy

Significant Runs

Meat Me, Just John, Hand Job, Bama, Famous

Denim

PMS, Witty, PC Porn, Orgy Butter, Whiney, Postage, Butt Sucker

Lost Property

Madam Yuck

Cheese Vomit

Witty Titty CC

Hashshit

Just Kim, Just John

Virgins

Radar Luv

Just Because



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