Perps Superhare Victory Lap @ Memorial Park - Brentwood
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Directions:
Come join Perp for his victory lap after getting his SuperHare shirt. His trail quality will drop pretty quickly here on out, no more incentive, no more points to earn. You have no idea what this guy will do for attention.
Expect parallel blowjobs, 2 dotters and miscounted check backs.
If I told you I was hashing in the Hill, no I didn't.
Circle up at 6:45
Hares away by 7pm
Pre-Lube: OB Clarks
On-After: OB Clarks? < I don't know, I don't live here.