1986: Microsoft went public, Top Gun ruled the box office, and Diego Maradona dazzled the world at the 1986 FIFA World Cup.

Tonight we celebrate greatness with trail #1986 the best way we know how — with a Beer Mile. Four beers, four laps, and a glorious test of speed, stamina, and drinking prowess. 🍻🏃‍♂️

Start: Lafayette Park - Corner of Park & Mississipi, 2023 Lafayette Ave. 63104

Beer "mile" traditions:

5% beers only, will be provided

You can do this solo, as a pair of 2, or in teams of 4

Beers must be finished before continuing

No shotgunning

No puking*

Beer will be ice cold

Prizes will be awarded to the first place in each category (spoiler alert: it's booze)

*if you vomit you run one additional lap (1/4 mile) if you want the time to count

**for my super competitors, there will be an opportunity to shave time off your total by completing an additional feat of strength (shots)

If you want to compete, please comment in which category. If double or team, please list teammates. Yes, you can decide Wednesday, but I like to know how much beer to get.