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Wednesday 02/18/2026 #1982

Dewey's Free Mustache Rides @ Downtown Mural Mile

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


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1982! Huzzah! The year of E.T., Thriller, Joe Montana, and the glorious births of your hares: Free Mustache Rides and Dewey Sexual System!

To celebrate, we're going to take you on a little jaunt through downtown to look back on a few local milestones. You'll be shocked to learn that over two feet of snow blanketed the city in January of that year and that the residents of Times Beach were told that their town was poison and that they should leave. As fun as that sounds, there were good times too, like when the Cardinals won a World Series. That never happens! And the first VP Fair took place. Look it up, Elton John dressed like StLPD! For more on VP Fair origins, see here: https://www.stlpr.org/show/st-louis-on-the-air/2024-09-19/vp-st-louis-ousts-veiled-prophet

Anyway, the hash. More importantly, the babies from 1982 that you're trusting to lead you to alcohol. For starters, meet at the Mural Mile. There's parking-ish along the road, but we'll circle in the odd park area: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JySSdGtD24ZUj28F8?g_st=ac

Expect a trail of a number of miles. Probably not too long, it's going to be hot that day! Maybe a split, depending on our schedule. A beer stop for sure and most likely a shot stop. Wear your finest Cardinals gear (or some creepy VP robes if you got em!) and you're welcome in advance for all the fun you'll have!

Pre-lube: 4 Hands?

On-After: Shamrock Pub


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