NOTE THE EARLY START TIME
Your Hares of Honor, Sweet Ho Alabama, Two Nineteen From Chicago, and Dewey Sexual System, request the honor of your presence at the Always a Bridesmaid Hash on Saturday the twenty-seventh of September, two thousand and twenty-five, at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Circle up near the naked bridesmaid, in Compton Hill Reservoir Park. 1938-1998 S Grand Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63104

Bridesmaids' dress attire requested.
On-After to follow immediately after.
Cash and ID strongly recommended.
Our absent bride has a to-do list about three miles long and she needs her bridesmaids to handle her things! Bring complaints about how ugly the dresses are, passive aggressive remarks about your own looming spinsterhood, your best groomsman-snagging game, and Listerine. Expect cocktail tastings, DJ sampling, photoshoots, and cake tests. Oh, and hash cash, 'cause Bridesmaiding is expensive.