“The whistle revenge no plastic six pack peanut turtle trail. I'll check with Foley's today about on after, but definitely prelube.”

Along with that gobbledygook, he sent a google maps pin that points to a random, railroad-side parking area.

38°36'19.4"N 90°19'16.5"W

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sTQqo22fRXx25Uoo6

If you can follow this gibberish and actually find us on Wednesday, you can wish Postage a happy birthday