It’s been a long time coming to visit Florissant, so let’s drag you fuckers to my new neighborhood in Old Town and hit trail! Also, help me break in the new digs and hoard of seltzers with a nice neighborhood adventure! There will be a few optional stops along the way if you're in the mood for custard (or more beer.)

From there, we'll eventually make our way to Henke’s to properly celebrate! It’s old, the beer is almost $2 on tap, the loaded tots are okay, and the patio is solid. Just don’t mind all the golf carts everyone drives around.

Where to meet first: Bangert Park Sherman Tank 275 S New Florissant Rd, Florissant, MO 63031

Think of it as the starting point of our trail to good times.

On After: Henke's Tavern (for the "on-after" vibes!)

Looking forward to see my good good hash-eesh habibi’s!