Hiiiiyeeee Hashers! It’s MAY! May brings us lush, voluptuous shiggy that is not too overgrown and just right for entering. Your fearless hares will be offering not one but TWO amazing choices for trail on Wednesday. Do you prefer a little shorter but girthier? Or would you like long and strong? Both are good, right?? And both are legit trails with hidden drinks along the way - you just need to pick what feels good for you.

May is ALSO a birthday month for some of your favorite hashers! Come celebrate Dos and Headlights - they share a birthday and there will be birthday treats!

Circle up in the parking lot in front of 13623 Barrett Office Drive, Ballwin, 63021

What to bring: shiggy socks, cranium light, maybe a change of drawers if Locknut scares you... will you be scared? It might be moist with a touch of mud (depending on the RAIN this week, I saw where your mind was going!) so perhaps a change of shoes.

On-After: The Village Bar! 12247 Manchester Rd, Des Peres, 63131

*If you made it this far, YOU didn't miss out because there's one more thing! Locknut is making a special announcement in closing circle! I know your interest is piqued - now you HAVE to hash on Wednesday!