Hares: The Asshole Whisperer and Hammock Your Way

Timeline: Optional pre-lube: meet 1:00pm, mimosa mile at approx. 1:15pm Everyone else: meet 1:30pm, circle at 1:50pm and hares away.

Join us as we nurse those hangovers and get our livers prepped for another year of shiggy shenanigans! Expect a Walkers Trail and a Runners Trails with some boobs, blow jobs and liquid encouragement along the way to get you motivated into the new year!

Will this be an easy “normal” trail or will the mimosas inspire something more strenuous? Will Hammock finally figure out how to lay a non-so-shitty trail with the guidance of THE Asshole? Will the hares get you so wet and lubed you’ll be cumming back south for more? Stick around and find out!

On-After: Dulaney’s Grille, new years special $2.50 burgers and bloody Mary’s