Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Pre-Lube/On-After: Up-Down
Hashy Holidays!!! Need to escape your relatives? Just plain sick of non-alcoholic eggnog? Join Dewey Sexual System & Colorado Cocktease for a Christmas Vacation through the CWE! Expect a few miles, some Elf Checks, toasty beverages, cookies, and more! Wear those new shoes or jimjams you got as a present.
Since nothing is open and the on-after is Up-Down, we're just going to circle on one of the corners. Meters are free on Christmas! Huzzah!