Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
🎅 Ho Ho Hashers! 🎅 It’s time to sleigh the trails with the Big Hump’s Founder Dabadoo, Bread Spread, and Just Eric as we dash through the lights, sip some holiday cheer, and try not to trip over inflatable Santas.
Trail Highlights:
🍹 Shot Stop: Santa-approved holiday spirits to keep you warm and merry.
🍭 Candy Cane Stop: Because elves need sugar to survive the trail.
What to Expect:
A holly-jolly stroll (or stumble) through festive lights, questionable trail markings, and enough holiday cheer to make the Grinch blush. Bring your best songs for the circle, because nothing says Christmas like a drunken rendition of “Jingle Balls!”
Don’t Forget:
💡 Cranium Light: Light up like Rudolph or risk ending up in a snowbank.
🎁 Holiday Spirit: Whether it's in your outfit, your attitude, or your flask.
On After:
Once we’ve sleighed the trail, stick around for festive songs, questionable Santa impressions, and maybe even a game of reindeer games.