EDIT: Start location has changed! Meet at Blackburn Park in the parking lot off Edgar Road as Deer Creek Park is flooded.

Hold onto your helmets and lace up your trail shoes because Perp and Triple D are about to launch you OUT OF THIS WORLD! That’s right, folks—Perpencockular is making his final (or so he claims) appearance as a hare this year, while Triple D attempts the Herculean feat of teaching Perp the delicate art of actually “Haring.”

Now, if you’ve ever seen these two in action, you know there’s no better entertainment than watching two half-minded hares try to follow their own trail without getting distracted by shiny objects, beer, or squirrels.

Expect an evening of expertly mismarked trails, questionable shortcuts, and detours that lead everywhere except where they’re supposed to. And don’t even think about asking them for directions—they'll just point to the stars! Prepare yourself for a cosmic comedy of errors, a trail that’s more spaced-out than a UFO, and, if we’re lucky, maybe even a sighting of Perp’s fabled “2 dotters”.

On-After - Foleys Bar and Grill