Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
We will meet at Pontiac Park at 1pm on Saturday September 28th. At this hash, there will be a trail with the only marks being checks. The goal is to find the beer stop…which will be a bar where 2 big black cocks can be found. Every check will be at a bar. You will have 2 options at the check, either continue forward or explore the bar looking for those 2 big veiny cocks. If you don’t find the cocks, then that check is not the beer stop and you must be punished for being oh so wrong. Your punishment? Buy yourself a beer, or soda, or water, or shot…something. Once you have finished your punishment like a good hasher would, continue on to the next check and repeat until you find the BBCs. The trail will repeat in a circle in case you want to either run it backwards or skip a few and come back. More instructions to come.
Once you find the BBC’s you get to enjoy drinks on us until all the other cock chasers find us. Did I mention that the FRB gets a big special prize? Maybe they do, perpencockular is known for not bringing enough prizes.
When: September 28th, Circle Starts @ 1pm Where: Pontiac Park in Soulard On After: TBD